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X-S FC have made an official announcement regarding its backroom staff and Board of Directors.

Yarsene Wenger and Rafarell Benitez have been appointed as the Club Co-Managers.
Bangla is the Official Caretaker of the stadium grounds. He is assisted by Agent "Orange" JH who is an expert at covering up pockmarks, be it on a field or a face.
Bhai Jaga is Head of Security. He has Alvin Kok as his only other security member because they are THAT tough. Both are the only known members of the team who have natural protective layers.
Rahmad Manjen's nephew (s/o Rashef) is the In-Charge of the Special Projects Organising Committee.
Muscular Muhsin is the In-Charge of Building and Renovation Activities. He will be assisted by Kim, the "hamsome" Korean Foreign Worker.
Derek and newly recruited Japanese male model, Boon Han are the poster boys of the X-S team. Any rumours of them being together and being gay rights activists are untrue.
WeeMeng Glazer has been appointed the Club Director, due to his extra experience in the field. He is also presumably more suited for the role since he has spent more years in the Singapore education system than anybody else on the board and backroom staff. Now that, is a remarkable feat in itself.
His Assistant is none other than Silvio Boonlusconi, the Italian tyco-on and his best buddy. They stay in the same estate.
Ali Marzuki is In-Charge of Delivery and Postal Services made by the club, due to his connections with Deliver Halfway Lost (DHL) Services.

Further announcements will be made in future regarding new positions in the backroom staff.