In the mid-season friendlies, the fans were treated to two mouth-watering defeats. First against a team that should we should have whooped 20-0, and another against a team of friendly mats, something we shouldn't come across ever in our lifetime.

"For the first game i told the team i wanted them to play passing. Apparently they aren't very bright and they played a whole new different game." said Rafarrell. For the second match the team fared better as the players had a week to mull over the words "play passing" and finally realised it actually means to pass the ball around. As a result, X-S FC spread the ball around as easy as spreading the legs of horny sluts, or Derek's legs, for that matter. Female fans were whistling, cheering and lifting up their skirts and undies(some were bushy, a small handful had triangular tufts, another few were hairless, while majority had dicks) every time Woo Wee Becks got the ball and they pray so hard that he will score his first goal for the club. Bookie.com has set the odds for him to ever score a goal at 1/100000, even higher than Weiliang's odds of 1/1000.

With the year coming to an end, and the club's most prestigious award, the Players' Player of the Year award being awarded to Woo Wee Becks, the club has revealed the official list of awards that will be awarded to their loyal players and fans:

Hottest fan: Jessica Alba

Top goalscorer(kicking the ball into the net) award: Yong Tevez

Fans' Player of the Year: Fabreyaz. for wearing nice socks.

Male Fans' Player of the Year: Takashi. Landslide victory against Cicineo. They just love japanese gay ass.

Parents' Player of the Year: Undecided because all parents vote for their son.

Grandparents' Player of the Year: Same reason as the abovementioned.

Player Who Scored the Most(note the difference): Unrevealed due to privacy reasons.

Player Who Looks Skillful Without Even Kicking a Ball: Cicineo.

Best Sikh Player: The one and only. Something to keep him happy.

Blackest Player: Tie between Fabreyaz, Bacanury Sagna and new signing, AhNeh.

Sexiest Player: Farrellgher

Most Charming Player: Farrellgher

Most Charismatic Player: Farrellgher. Ladies, it's mating season all year round for this amazing gentleman.



There you have it. Awards given out in recognition of the efforts put in by the brave young men. At this club, we believe in rewarding hard work. For now, lets miss each other and look forward to the final fixtures. The final lap guys. Might seem a little difficult cause we ain't perched nice and comfy anymore. Friendlies will still be arranged. Try to make it cause we still need to keep our engines running and to be tip-top and ready when the games start coming again. We will be ready for this tough test. Espzen, here we cum. Ugh.