A match report that is a little late


X-S FC 2
SWAT FC 4


We didn't did not show the ability to compete. Just that they showed that they could compete better. Man of the match Bacanury Sagna put in a ownage, god-like, tip-top class quality performance to chop his name on the right-back slot after having some fierce competition from Cicineo over the past few weeks. Comparing the performance of the 2 tenacious full-backs, Bacanury played like a man on drugs, a man on steroids, a man on top of a girl. Cicineo played like a drunken pandaren brewmaster.

The team was missing Ferdineng who was out after having an operation and will be facing disciplinary action from the club after he committed the following offences:
1) Having a weird mushroom growing from his groin area after unclean sex
2) Was spotted at a nightclub with prostitutes in tow the night after he was discharged
3) Being unable to spell
4) Wearing a hairband

Correction. Ferdineng will not get punished for the first 2 offences. The club actually allows players to lead a risque lifestyle and if you get mushrooms it's your business. Partying is fine too but don't get caught with prostitutes it's embarrassing. BUT we cannot tolerate people who can't spell and try to look girlish.

Enough said. We've got 2 games left. Let's have fun guys!