Sunday 29th March
Fuhua Secondary
X-S FC VS BBDG ELITES
1500 (ready to single people by 1430)

X-S FC will be out for some blood after bowing out meekly in their previous match, but they will be going into the match without their talismanic captain Fabreyaz who is on international duty. The team wishes him all the best and hopes he gets to even sniff the grass at Republic Poly. Ipen will be issued a warning for speaking malay on the tagboard in this multi-racial team.

Meanwhile, newspapers have published photos of drunk X-S players behaving wildly. The players were seen tumbling down the steps of Ambrosia just past midnight, while patrons complained of constant banging, slapping(the sound of flesh on flesh), and howling coming from the room where the team was having a private function.

The club spokesperson has declined to comment on this issue, but he said the team will be having a sexier and wilder outing the moment the players are done with their academic commitments.