To begin off Yasin Week, we will let fans and readers in on a dark secret. The secret on how it all started, how he became club captain, and the secret that will change the way people look at our club. This was the exact chain of events that happened, according to camera footages, eye-witnesses and a house-fly spycam used to voyeur at couples in private.
And it all began almost 21 years ago, during a dark and cold lonely December. 3 armed, hairy, masked and fierce looking men were wandering along the halls of a hospital and they walked past the nursery when one of them stopped in his tracks. He stopped the rest of his friends. And they started looking at all the cute babies.

Masked man 1: Hey look at all the babies aren't they cute!
Masked man 2: Yeah man i feel like pinching all of them.
Masked man 3: Hey look one of the cots is empty.
On closer inspection...
1: Hell no it isn't empty there's something moving in it.
2: Yeah it looks kinda black. I wonder what's that.
3: It's a baby! Holy shit.
1: I think he's special. Look at his colour. It's different from the rest.

The television was showing a Liverpool game at that time.

2: Hey look the baby's eyes are glued on the screen! And his legs are moving in circles like he's doing step-overs!

At that moment, Ian Rush scored.

3: He's smiling!
1: Yeah he's happy that Rush just scored! Isn't he cute?
2: Erm..not really he looks kinda weird actually. But i think he's got something special in him.
3: Yeah i kinda felt a weird but strong reiatsu when he smiled. I think he'll go onto great things in future.

The story ends here. The three men couldn't be contacted or reached because no one could see their faces. No one knows who they were. At that time no one knew who that baby was. Fast forward 21 years later and the world is about to see who that baby is. He already has half his name, the letters Y, A, and half of the letter S carved in stone outside the club's stadium. And the uncle who is carving the rest of it has been told to hurry up. Because Yasin Week is here. Stay tuned for more cheesy bites to relieve the stress during exam week.



P.S We forgot to mention that fans should only send to us tributes with nice words and phrases. Entries with love declarations, nude photos with handphone numbers at the back and hate mail full of vulgarities will not be put up on the blog. However, if by next thursday we don't receive enough nice entries, the hate mail will have to go up. The nude photos will remain in Derek's safe possession.