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Sunday 22 Feb
Xin Min Secondary
9am
X-S FC VS TK Chinese
Yellow yellow dirty fellows



In the subsequent 2 games after ESFC, X-S FC managed 2 draws. In the words of Derek O'Leary, the team is on a rampaging 3 game unbeaten run. And in the words of retro pop group Starship, "nothing's gonna stop us now". We have shown that we're able to defend as a team. Ignoring the first game where 6 goals were smashed past us, we've probably got the best defensive record in the league. Well done to everyone. Become a little stingier and Playsports will kick us out for being too defensive. Now, we gotta learn to score. And what to do when we have the ball. It's actually quite simple. 3 options:

1) pass it
2) shoot and score from wherever you are
3) juggle it on your head like a seal

Let's put it into practice this sunday.
For now, updates on the on-goings in the club. Gay Awareness Day was just held recently and it's a major event on the team's calendar every year, as we show our appreciation to the homosexuals in the team. This year, we had the honour of having Takashi crooning to Beyonce's latest single, "if i were a boy" to a sellout crowd of one Derek O Leary. Apparently, when the moment Taka started singing, he JIZZED IN HIS PANTS.
Last but not least, there's a groundbreaking discovery by Koneksutchi Mayuri of the Research and Development Bureau.

Excessive Defending of the Ancients enlarges your nasal cavity. This is a serious matter and all players are advised to cut down on it. Scroll down for evidence.

Before

After playing DOTA non-stop for 3 months

Spot the difference? They are the same person. Really.