Viva La Vida!

X-S recorded morale-boosting win over PCC in their latest match-up. A nervy 3-2 win meant that they still have not found the right balance between defence and attack. However, the players are playing a nice level of football with intricate passing play. Midfielders and attackers can be proud of their performance but the same cannot be said about the defence. BacaNuri Sagna still thinks its fun to pass back into his own penalty area when opposing strikers are lurking. Derek insists on getting the ref's attention despite not being on the pitch and Wee Meng loves bangin' players from the back. Sometimes, he uses his hands too. The goals we conceded were pretty damn gay and this is a sounding to players that the fullback positions are still uncemented and anyone can make it theirs if they actually manage to put in a decent performance. If not, the taicho has to do it himself.

We have to concentrate on our next league game against a team that ridin' high in third place on the league. We've haven't done justice in our performance against the top two, so this is the chance to haul ourselves to infinity, AND BEYOND!

Top scorer of 2003, Shahraul has been sidelined with a busted knee, and looks set to be out for a month or so. Luckily for us, Emile Juskey is on fire. He equalised for X-S after some nifty footwork and imbalanced strength in the opposing penalty area when Dani's weak shot trickled through the defence. What an acquisition! We should name him Jusdriano instead.

Yong Tevez and Manqif both scored after long droughts by their standards and set X-S on the way to a famous win. Jusri set up Yong with a wonderful through-ball and he duly slotted home. And when Yarsene says "PAY IT FORWARD", the players respond. Yong then paid it forward when he released Thaqif to nip it past the goalie late in the second half.

If you're happy and you know it, JIZZ YOUR PANTS.

WOOWEEMENG!

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Happy Belated Birthday to Taka!
We are sorry there is not enough team fund to buy you a pair of Copa Mundial.
Don't think too much, its not to pay for someone's dental surgery nor someone elses nose job.

Of course, X-S FC Player of the Month goes to none other than RonAlidinho!
This man has slimmed down since his Barca days and now trains harder than the average player. When everyone was happily on the bench, he was kicking the matchball on his own at some corner, refusing to let the ref use it. After the game, he was still peppering shots on goal, obviously dismayed that his free-kick that rattled the crossbar so hard that tremors could be felt in Aceh did not go in. Well, hard luck there but now we know who can take long-range free-kicks in The NAKED Singh's absence.

In response, The NAKED Singh is now homeless and not attending our matches. He will be dealt with internally as a birthday present to the Japanese.

In other news, Ilhan Manqif the Dwarven Sniper teamed up with Enchantress, Pit Lord and Spirit Breaker to get raped.

Lastly, let's stop pissing Beckham off. At this rate he WILL fly back to LA Galaxy and we don't want that do we?