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X-S FC have made an official announcement regarding its backroom staff and Board of Directors.

Yarsene Wenger and Rafarell Benitez have been appointed as the Club Co-Managers.
Bangla is the Official Caretaker of the stadium grounds. He is assisted by Agent "Orange" JH who is an expert at covering up pockmarks, be it on a field or a face.
Bhai Jaga is Head of Security. He has Alvin Kok as his only other security member because they are THAT tough. Both are the only known members of the team who have natural protective layers.
Rahmad Manjen's nephew (s/o Rashef) is the In-Charge of the Special Projects Organising Committee.
Muscular Muhsin is the In-Charge of Building and Renovation Activities. He will be assisted by Kim, the "hamsome" Korean Foreign Worker.
Derek and newly recruited Japanese male model, Boon Han are the poster boys of the X-S team. Any rumours of them being together and being gay rights activists are untrue.
WeeMeng Glazer has been appointed the Club Director, due to his extra experience in the field. He is also presumably more suited for the role since he has spent more years in the Singapore education system than anybody else on the board and backroom staff. Now that, is a remarkable feat in itself.
His Assistant is none other than Silvio Boonlusconi, the Italian tyco-on and his best buddy. They stay in the same estate.
Ali Marzuki is In-Charge of Delivery and Postal Services made by the club, due to his connections with Deliver Halfway Lost (DHL) Services.

Further announcements will be made in future regarding new positions in the backroom staff.

X-S FC is sending out a select group of players to play in the NUS Muslim Society Challenge Shileld 3.

The team is a subsidiary of the X-S FC squad, called Blazing Salvo. Here's a short history.

It started in year 2003 for the Nike SKO competition. Shahrul, Captain Yasin and their friend Hafiz made the team, but went nowhere in the tourney. So the following year, in the Nike Panna KO comp, Yasin called up Singh and Anand and made it to the last 16 of the tourney before The Singh got lobang-ed. Then last year, in Nike's Play to Win compeition, they made in into the top four before Captain Yasin let in a goal to FI & Co. (Fat Indian and his two frens.) who went on to win the tourney coz the Fat Indian blocked the goal the whole time. It was a sad moment in Nikefootball's history, when they took the first prize. A few months later, in the Inter-JC Street Soccer comp held at the Youth Park, the original Blazing Salvo joined forces with Yi Sheng (Monfort's captain) and Hisham (FMFC's goalie) and not forgetting Ramesh Rajaram who scored a spectacular scissors kick in the final (while lying on the floor of coz). Blazing Salvo lost in the final to TPJC on penalties (Anand missed) after a thrilling match which ended at 3-3.

Now, for the upcoming tourney, Anand is missing for international duty. Thus, Nizar, Boon Leng, Daniel and Muhsin are called up to join Eng, Yasin, Bhai and Ram in a bid to further boost the name of Blazing Salvo. Its a 6-a-side in NUS on the 18th Feb, 9am to 5pm.

Details TBA.

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