X-S would like to wish A Happy Harpy Birthday to one

of the original members of the team, Khairul Huda.

May he keep bangin' em in.

To the rest, we'll meet soon for Defense of the Ancients. Mwahahaha.

To begin off Yasin Week, we will let fans and readers in on a dark secret. The secret on how it all started, how he became club captain, and the secret that will change the way people look at our club. This was the exact chain of events that happened, according to camera footages, eye-witnesses and a house-fly spycam used to voyeur at couples in private.
And it all began almost 21 years ago, during a dark and cold lonely December. 3 armed, hairy, masked and fierce looking men were wandering along the halls of a hospital and they walked past the nursery when one of them stopped in his tracks. He stopped the rest of his friends. And they started looking at all the cute babies.

Masked man 1: Hey look at all the babies aren't they cute!
Masked man 2: Yeah man i feel like pinching all of them.
Masked man 3: Hey look one of the cots is empty.
On closer inspection...
1: Hell no it isn't empty there's something moving in it.
2: Yeah it looks kinda black. I wonder what's that.
3: It's a baby! Holy shit.
1: I think he's special. Look at his colour. It's different from the rest.

The television was showing a Liverpool game at that time.

2: Hey look the baby's eyes are glued on the screen! And his legs are moving in circles like he's doing step-overs!

At that moment, Ian Rush scored.

3: He's smiling!
1: Yeah he's happy that Rush just scored! Isn't he cute?
2: Erm..not really he looks kinda weird actually. But i think he's got something special in him.
3: Yeah i kinda felt a weird but strong reiatsu when he smiled. I think he'll go onto great things in future.

The story ends here. The three men couldn't be contacted or reached because no one could see their faces. No one knows who they were. At that time no one knew who that baby was. Fast forward 21 years later and the world is about to see who that baby is. He already has half his name, the letters Y, A, and half of the letter S carved in stone outside the club's stadium. And the uncle who is carving the rest of it has been told to hurry up. Because Yasin Week is here. Stay tuned for more cheesy bites to relieve the stress during exam week.



P.S We forgot to mention that fans should only send to us tributes with nice words and phrases. Entries with love declarations, nude photos with handphone numbers at the back and hate mail full of vulgarities will not be put up on the blog. However, if by next thursday we don't receive enough nice entries, the hate mail will have to go up. The nude photos will remain in Derek's safe possession.

Over at liverpool, it is Steven Gerrard week. X-S FC will be having a week for their beloved captain as well, called Yasin week. It will pay tribute to our dear captain's leadership qualities and how he has worked so hard for the team so far. Please send in short messages and our reporter Nanao-chan will consolidate and post it for all readers. The person who writes the best post will get the prize of a picture of Nanao-chan. Stay tuned!

Despite having a busy schedule trying to cement his place on the dean's list at a certain university, everyone's favourite reporter is back. But today, he is here to introduce a new reporter he has hired who will replace him temporarily and will be taking over reporting duties. Just a short introduction about her, she has a couple of Cs, she has never-ending legs, and she is part of the facebook group "i love brazilian waxing". Inspired by some kind of news where reporters report naked, X-S FC will try out a new form of naked blogging to bring in more fans to this handsome team's handsome blog. Since it's her first time reporting, manager Rafarrell will be on hand to supervise her as she will give us some details about the match while sitting on his lap. And if ever this post cuts off halfway, we know that nature intervened somewhere.



On a bright and sunny sunday morning, X-S FC played Heaven Eleven and won 7-0. They played...

The result doesn't matter. The fighting spirit and the attitude that we needed to show did. We did just that. Let's move on from here. And i'm sure the next game against SWAT FC will be really interesting. But before that, i think each one of us has the urge to unleash something (everyone keep your zanpakutou in your pants, except Derek) against a certain team this sunday.

An honestly serious post

We face a team that just scored 10 goals in their previous game. And Wenger says to "bring balls" which actually means, to bring your guts along. We really need it. The climb up the table starts here. We need to reclaim the top spot that was once ours, but some dicks took it from us. And if we want to be up there, let's face it: The pressure is on us. To play a team like that is really what we need to test ourselves. To see if we have what it takes to be among the best. We have 17 players going tomorrow. And i'll give you 18 reasons why we can win this game.

1) Wei Liang
2) Derek
3) Yong Liang
4) Yong Xian
5) Taka
6) Boon
7) Wee
8) Daniel
9) Bhai
10) Huda
11) Ipen
12) Nuri
13) Eng
14) Shahrul
15) Farrell
16) Shaun
17) Captain Yasin will show his bankai
18) We WILL play as one, show guts, blood and sweat. Because donning the yellow jersey and playing alongside 10 other Happy Harpies has never had so much meaning before.

That's all there is to say. Balls of steel tomorrow. Nothing less.

X-S FC v SWAT FC


Venue: Cantonment Pitch (click!)
Time: Meet up by 12.15pm (don't forget balls and pump!)
Date: 09 November 2008

Update availability guys! Remember we're wearing yellow! and Wayne Booney apparently told Yarsene Wenger that he's fit to play now. Let's see if he turns up first. HAHA.

Let's play football and concentrate on our own performance. 11 on 11 is fair game. Can't wait to see you Happy Harpies on Sunday!

XOXO,

Lucinda Leong.

Lastly there are some who still O$P$
=)
Manager is waiting.

X-S FC 2

FC HO BO?* 0

*translates to "how are you?" in hokkien

A serious match report

It was an encouraging performance by the Harpies after a long break as they played good football, from defence to attack. The chances created were plenty, and the team looked to be in control for most of the game. The midfield and attack closed down well from the front, limiting their chances, and protecting the defence well. Good build up leading to the first goal for Fabreyaz. If you thought that was nice, the second goal was nicer. Habib Bhaiye dribbled in the defence, before sending a tasty ball over the top for Yong Tevez to flick over the keeper. Well done lads. We are in good shape to for our future games, which will get tough (yes, even the one against Heaven Eleven).

And if you think you'll get a serious match report for once, you are so wrong.

A more serious match report

The attacking display on show was also partly due to the introduction of new signing, Adam Apple. A stout young player with good feet, he orchestrated many attacks, particularly in the second half when Fabreyaz was on the bench checking out the opposing team's physiotherapist. Similarly to the club's previous signing, Ah Neh, Adam Apple has established himself as a crowd favourite among the Harpy faithful, with the male fans in one united voice singing, " we've only got one Adam Apple". He added much more thrust and penetration to the team, not that we aren't able to thrust and penetrate, but sometimes we like doing it with more people around.

Our reporter caught up with Yarsene Wenger in the tunnel after the game and managed a delightful interview.

Reporter: Hi there Mr. Wenger!

Yarsene: Hey reporter yo!

Reporter: What is your reason for changing the captain of your team every game?

Yarsene: At X-S FC we believe in giving every player the opportunity to be a leader. We are more than a club. And that's why we send our players to universities to study in case they don't make it in soccer.

Reporter: I see. Why didn't Fabreyaz play in the second half?

Yarsene: He really wanted to ogle at the physiotherapist and jack off and pleaded with me really badly so i agreed. I believe that the team has strength in depth and can cope without the presence of Fabreyaz occasionally.

Reporter: How was Woo Wee Beck's performance today? You took him off after awhile.

Yarsene: He had an outstanding game despite the short cameo. We are slowly easing him back to full fitness. But he played really well. That professional foul was what really changed the game. If he didn't, i'm cock sure the player would have dribbled past the entire defence to score. He has great foreskin..i meant foresight that young man.

Reporter: Thanks for your time! By the way could you get the management to take down the raunchy pictures of Derek O'Leary outside the stadium? They scare the crap out of all the little young boys.

Yarsene: Sure thing. I'll get them taken down and pasted on the walls of my room.

He doesn't look a thing like Jesus. Neither does the one behind.

Virgins.

Man of the match. And the next captain.