HEART-earned victory for X-S.



X-S FC managed to secure a 3-1 victory over LHFC (i can't spell their names for my life), with plenty to spare. Key players such as Nizar, Amin, Muhsin and Huda and brothers just to name a few were missing due to personal commitments but Derek O'Leary showed Titty Duray that he's steering the club in the right direction. Despite that, we hope this victory is the first of many as the new management team settles down.


X-S started the match with just enough players as the Yong brothers were late. Daniel was as usual, fashionably late, this time with his supermodel girlfriend in tow and ciggies in hand. Let's see how O'Leary will handle this prima donna attitude. Ilhan Manqif was unavailable as he was detained for military purposes, but he was ably replaced by fellow Mayonian, Hafizo Quagliarella-ella-ella-ey-ey from under the umbrella-ella-ella-ey-ey. Ronaldinho was presumably out partying late and came late. Apparently, Bhai left him at their supposed metting place.

Hafizo and Bhai started up front. Klakar and Fabreyaz partnered in the middle of the park as WeeBecks and Thierry Nuri lined the wings. Lee W. Liang, brother of Korean Lee Woon Jae, took goal as he returned to the team after a considerable absence. In front of him was the indomitable Farrell Terry and dominating Eng Milito, who were flanked by ShahRaul and SissyNeo. The 2 wingbacks had been on intensive kicking training sessions and it showed in the match.


Early substitutions for X-S as Liango Carlos subbed fellow Brazilian SissyNeo and YongXiango Ronaldo took Becks' role. Becks' was out early due to a recurring knee injury. Could he be past his prime?

How could i forget the main man in the match, Mr IMH referee! He threatened the players even before the game started. He gave yellow cards to Bhai and Klakar, almost sending the latter off save for the timely interception of Captain Fabreyaz who talked the ref from bringin the game in disrepute and ShahRaul who violently pushed the referee away. Surprisingly, the ref was cool about it.

X-S had a shaky start as the opponents fancied their chances and went on the offensive. The defence had a few nervous moments but soon repelled everything thrown at them. Wei Liang was in imperious form and stood there commandingly. The ball hardly dropped into his area except once. Fabreyaz started winning every ball in the air and on the ground as he launched attack after attack. He even wasted a free-kick near the area. LHFC was barely hanging on as X-S attacked in droves. It was only a matter of time before they broke the deadlock. MOTM Klakar who was quiet up til then, ran at the LHFC defence and was brought down just outside the 6-yard box. Fabreyaz smashed the ball into the back of the net for his second goal in 2 games. They went into the break in the lead.


Second half started brightly as it was end-to-end stuff. However, Farrell made a mess of a simple clearance, deciding to dribble it out. He was pressured and passed the ball to an opposing striker. Liango took the man and the ball outside the box, but the referee confidently blew for a penalty. X-S players protested violently but Mr. IMH stood firm. LHFC goalkeeper barely got his shot under W. Liang's gloves as they equalised. It was time for X-S to prove their mettle.

X-S furiously pounded on the opponents goal but kudos to them for holding firm. Fabreyaz was quiet in this half but the same could not be said about Klakar. He was brought down again in the area, but the referee did not see it. A shot was cleared off the line as the score remained 1-1. Ali Ronaldinho and Sissyneo were combining brilliantly on the right flank. They crossed well and provided enough ammo for the attacks. Then, Daniel earned a free-kick on the left wing. Fabreyaz swung in a cross and in the midst of it all, the effervescent Klakar planted the ball into the net with a ferocious swing of the boot. 2-1 and -S were comfortable.

The match continued one-way and this time, Shahraul earned a free-kick from a similar spot as the last. Fabreyaz fancied his chances and boy was he unlucky as his brilliant effort struck the near post, with everyone rooted.

Soon after that however, a corner was poorly dealt with by LHFC and Hafizo capitalised with a shot on goal. Shahraul snatched that chance as he stomached the ball into goal (most unclassily). 3-1 and minutes later, the final whistle was blown. The referee was lucky to still be unhurt after all his dubious decisions and he continued annoying the X-S players. Goalkeeper W. Liang entertained him as the rest of the players enjoyed their much deserved victory.


PHOTOS:



A penalty that was not.







The pose, before the free-kick hit the post.








An IMH patient who seemingly resembles Nuri, imitates the ref and points to the spot.





Liango Ronaldo sends in a corner.

After 90 insane minutes at IMH, the scoreboard showed:
X-S FC 3
Las Hearutsusu 1

It was a victory that Derek O' Leary savoured particularly after his tactics was questioned by Captain Fabreyaz which lead to the training ground bust-up. Vice-captain Farrell seperated the fiery pair after Fabreyaz accused the manager's tactics of being gay. O'Leary reportedly declared his love for high profile gay sex symbol Boon Sun during the argument.

Match reports will be up in no time by our Captain..so stay tuned.

Ex X-S FC manager Derek O Leary has returned to the club after his sacking years ago. He is believed to have attained his coaching licence in Israel and will be adequately qualified to coach and bring this team to a higher level. Amazing how this club has 4 top quality managers (Yarsene Wenger, Rafarrell Benitez, Derek O Leary, Jose Booninho).
He greeted his fellow managers by blasting their tactics in recent matches which lead to consecutive defeats. O Leary didnt give his co-managers a chance as he banged the table and demanded the following line-up for saturday:

GK: weiliang
Def: shah, nuri, farrell, yongliang
Mid: weemp, daniel, boon, yaz
Att: bhai, yongliang's bro

Questions will be asked about the employment of the singh in attack but O Leary remains defiant and quietly confident his tactics will work just right. Heads are on the chopping block and O Leary will hope he doesnt get the sack after just one game in charge like before. Lacking key players and going up against their full-strengthed opponents, X-S FC looks like their in a tough ride. Stepping stone or stumbling block? Showdown 29th Dec 0900hrs

Captain Mamad Fabreyaz would like to thank all players for the excellent birthday bash held at MOS last night til the wee hours of this morning.

He is glad that the players behaved themselves and did not make so much noise as they pounded the girls and had sordid sex whilst drunk. We are sure that no scandals such as the recent Man Utd one will be reported by News of the World.

Co-managers Yarsene Wenger and Rafarrell Benitez have finally sat down together with new owner Mr. TitTy Durai(who the fuck is gonna act as our new owner) to discuss solutions on how to drag this team. Rafarrell is of the idea that late-comers shall be fined and maybe this people can pay more for the referee and the field.

The main agenda of the meeting was that of the recruitment of players and the current crop of talent. Durai has agreed to fund the transfer of Ilhan ManQif from Mayon FC. The only thing halting the transfer could be the current form of X-S FC. Going back to its former slick-passing and free-scoring form would definitely entice the striker here. Zhong was mentioned, however, his dedication and loyalty to his current club would make persuasion near impossible and the managers would rather save their saliva to kiss girls.

Among the discussion also was that of the position of players. Fabreyaz will be told to bring his bag of tricks to the right wing where it'll be less disruptive to the team. Singh will stay on the left, although Thong had an impressive outing the previous game. The Thong will be thrown into the centre of the park. His high-octane passing, running and tackling game will complement the cool and classy Booney aka Klakar. Their understanding of each other will see them fit seamlessly as they have played together in the centre since middle school days. ShahRaul will be installed as a wingback where his quick feet and defensively-astute mind impressed Benitez. Amin will indefinitely be recalled back to the team to add challengers to the centre back position, otherwise, Farrell Hobbs will start being cocky. It was noted that the managers are keeping an eye on Sissyneo. Sissyneo should start putting his muscles to good use on the pitch, and not flaunt them to hot male members of the team.

Lastly, match against those wimps will most probably be 29th or 30th. So try to be available ah. Though its the festive period.

A Mini-Revival of Sorts.

X-S FC has been bought over from a Dubai-based Kidney Dialysis Company. It has been rumoured that the new owner is Mr TitTy Durai, the man on the run from Singapore. It is believed that he wishes to emulate Mr Thaksin Shinawatra who bought over Manchester City after being on the run from the Thailand authorities.

X-S manager Yarsene Wenger commented, "Money makes the world go round. With his contribution, X-S can fund for new talent and propel the team to greater heights. We honestly do not give a damn where he got this money from."

Following the successful takeover bid, the entire X-S FC stadium toilets and dressing rooms will be fitted with gold taps. (HAHAHAHAHA) The contractor could not be reached for comments.

Unveiling of the new X-S FC Club Crest.

Critically-acclaimed graphic designer Obi Mikelangelo from Nigeria has been hired to design the new Club Crest. It will be unveiled together with the new team kits in future, to prevent theft of intellectual property.

Changes aplenty following defeat.

Manager Yarsene Wenger is keen to re-train the players, seeing how they lack positioning sense, tactical knowledge and kicking ability (special lesson for SissyNeo). Board of managers will sit and discuss ways to combat the poor discipline. One suggestion has been for the late-comers to pay a fine that will go to the X-S Fund. Treasurer Mr Thong Rong-En will safekeep the money that can be used for the player gatherings and future matches.

Striker ShahRaul will definitely never start in a striking role again after missing a million and one chances. He managed to convert an offside goal which only led to laughter from the fans. Rafarell and Booninho will surely look for Ade Akinbiyi to show him the basics of goal-scoring, since they share the same phenomenal strike rate.

Ilhan ManQif is on loan from Mayon FC and looks to be a mainstay as the main striking option in the team following his double. Klakar, younger brother from another mother of the fabulous Kaka, also put a decent showing with his tremendous ability in centre midfield. He scored 1 goal and set another one for ManQif. Captain Fabreyaz wasn't in his usual dominating form but still managed to score from a free-kick which he curled brilliantly to the near post. Referee Mat Wiley declared it his goal despite Bhai's attempts to claim it as his. Bhai's claims that he flicked it into goal using his turban were cast in doubt as he wasn't wearing any.

Lastly, X-S would like to apologise for a lack of match footage and pictures as Eric Woo was busy filming his new movie, "Gol?", which is the Asian version of "Goal!".

Reports by X-S Reporter, Cheryl Foxxy.

THE TASTE OF DEFEAT LINGERS...


X-S FC 4
Anderson B Team 5

Missed chances aplenty(let's not go into who missed them), X-S FC slumps to yet another embarrassing defeat. The team that won was supposedly the feeder club for X-S FC where they plucked talents eg. Ahlongso and to allow fringe players eg. Beckham Woo to gain some first team experience(sorry lah meng, unintentional but no hard feelings). The usual whooping of these whippin boys was a thing of the past as X-S FC toiled and laboured only to reduce humiliation of the score-line.


Lack of discipline and horrible fitness seems to be the main reason. Match at 10.
1005 - The first signs of X-S FC players( farrell, boon, derek, yl, shah) starts to appear on the
horizon.
1010- The 5 pioneers reached the place and Captain Fabreyaz arrives smiling happily on his scooter.
1020- More players arrive. Start to change slowly. Opposing team goes for warm-ups.
1030- Ref blows whistle. Only X-S FC player on the pitch was WOO who warmed-up with the enemies. Players still with ciggs and laughing at ref.
1115- X-S FC posterboy Daniel arrives to wolf whistles and cat-calls from dick-hungry female fans.



Farrell was guilty of lacking fitness as seen in the 1st 2 goals. Foraging forward in search of goals, he had to sprint back to try and make a last ditch tackle which missed by an inch. He decided to sit and rest at the goal post leading to AJ right winger cutting in and scoring.
Touches were bad, mistakes many. This side was a pale shadow of the one tt trounced tkss cheenas 4-1. The fightback came in the 2nd half with a free kick just outside the opponent's penalty area. Fabreyaz whipped in a a ball with a devilish bend that deluded everyone except Bhai, who turban-flicked the ball above the keeper's flailing arms.
The enemy's superior fitness then took over and was the key factor as it eventually clinched them their first ever win over X-S FC.

Look at the positives, we shall.
1. After long periods in the wilderness, losing by one goal not that bad lah right.
2. We stumbled and tumbled along a striker to lead the lines. Showing great movement to beat the offside trap and quick feet, along with a ferocious shot, Thaqif will be a real handful for opposing defenders.
3. Key player Booney has improved match fitness from his loan outings. Has acquired the ability to win aerial battles. Coupled with his tendency to loft delicious balls over the top and inch perfect threaded balls, Booney will definitely become a mainstay in X-S FC's midfield.
4. YL can take goal kicks already! =)



How lah guys. Need to start winning man. We wear the maroon red of Arsenal and lets start playing like them. The team we playing probably next next week: http://lashearutsusu.blogspot.com/

Time to really whoop some pansy ass.

AN EMPIRE CRUMBLES!!

Fans of X-S FC are extremely pissed off with the lack of matches in recent times. Many of them having paid large amounts of money for season tickets at Khatib Field have seen money gone down the drain. Rumours has it that manager Yarsene has left coaching the club to join the army as an officer and will only return some time next february. We need u on the sidelines Yarsene, not in the jungle leading men.

A spokesperson for the club claimed an emergency meeting between co-managers Yarsene Wanker and Rafarrell Benitez was held on msn in the afternoon. The man we all dubbed " The Professor" was infuriated with the commitments of certain players who constantly show disinterest in playing for the club. He has reportedly contacted the scouting department to keep their eyes peeled for potential players to add the much needed quality to the team. However, it was met with disinterest from Benitez as he intends to keep the club as local and home-grown as possible. With the core of the club in disarray, it only seems a matter of time before X-S FC goes into administration and get banished to the lower echelons of sunday morning football.

Time will tell what will happen to this one great footballing temple of Khatib Field(2nd only to Anfield). As for now, fans can only look at the yesteryears where the men in maroon ripped opponents to shreds, and recently, get ripped to shreds themselves.

signing off: CPL(NS) Farrell.

Fucking boring lah civilian life. HAHA.

Disgruntled X-S Players?
by Earnest Louis, The Newt Paper

Recent reports from an X-S FC insider has revealed a dressing room problem that needs to be resolved. Apparently, this problem has nothing to do with the poor state of the club's dressing room but is actually caused by the lack of matches in recent time. Manager Yarsene Wenger along with his fellow Co-Managers; Jose Booninho, Derek O'Leary and Rafarrell Benitez have to hold an emergency meeting to address this problem soon or the players may threaten to... get angrier. They can't possibly walk out as no other clubs would actually want them.

Anyways, there has been rumours about the possibility of X-S FC being renamed and rebuilt to suit the challenges of recent times and new teams on the block. However, noone from the club could be reached for comments.

Club Captain, Mamad Fabreyaz is experiencing burn-out due to being exposed to the Beautiful Game at such a tender age and is currently undergoing a drop in morale and form. Furthermore, he just underwent a minor operation on his left toe in Taiwan, due to an injury gotten in the last few days prior to his Commissioning. He's in a major crisis and only he can pull himself out of the complex mess he's in. The team needs to re-group and news is spreading fast that the boys are flying off in 2008 to go on an overseas tour and play against teams from Asia/Oceania region.

X-S fans should keep their fingers crossed and keep updated on the X-S Blogsite for further updates. Til then, may we Joga Bonito through NS.

X-S has returned to the pitch following the imminent release of Captain Fabreyaz from New Camp. Cicineo organised a match against his fren's team, Cupcake(Chawan) Gang. There were 7 goals in total, and DanThong scored one with the assist coming from Fabreyaz himself following a quick throw-in from TheeHairy (pronounced: "Thierry") Nuri.

More matches will come soon, as X-S aims to renew itself and bring back former glory days.
Pissed.


Team Photo: Fabreyaz, Nuri, Ali Giggis, Moresane, Bhai, DanThong, AhLongSan, Eng.
YongLiango Carlos, Cicineo, (LCP) TanJianKuang Terry, ShahRaul.