A Mini-Revival of Sorts.

X-S FC has been bought over from a Dubai-based Kidney Dialysis Company. It has been rumoured that the new owner is Mr TitTy Durai, the man on the run from Singapore. It is believed that he wishes to emulate Mr Thaksin Shinawatra who bought over Manchester City after being on the run from the Thailand authorities.

X-S manager Yarsene Wenger commented, "Money makes the world go round. With his contribution, X-S can fund for new talent and propel the team to greater heights. We honestly do not give a damn where he got this money from."

Following the successful takeover bid, the entire X-S FC stadium toilets and dressing rooms will be fitted with gold taps. (HAHAHAHAHA) The contractor could not be reached for comments.

Unveiling of the new X-S FC Club Crest.

Critically-acclaimed graphic designer Obi Mikelangelo from Nigeria has been hired to design the new Club Crest. It will be unveiled together with the new team kits in future, to prevent theft of intellectual property.

Changes aplenty following defeat.

Manager Yarsene Wenger is keen to re-train the players, seeing how they lack positioning sense, tactical knowledge and kicking ability (special lesson for SissyNeo). Board of managers will sit and discuss ways to combat the poor discipline. One suggestion has been for the late-comers to pay a fine that will go to the X-S Fund. Treasurer Mr Thong Rong-En will safekeep the money that can be used for the player gatherings and future matches.

Striker ShahRaul will definitely never start in a striking role again after missing a million and one chances. He managed to convert an offside goal which only led to laughter from the fans. Rafarell and Booninho will surely look for Ade Akinbiyi to show him the basics of goal-scoring, since they share the same phenomenal strike rate.

Ilhan ManQif is on loan from Mayon FC and looks to be a mainstay as the main striking option in the team following his double. Klakar, younger brother from another mother of the fabulous Kaka, also put a decent showing with his tremendous ability in centre midfield. He scored 1 goal and set another one for ManQif. Captain Fabreyaz wasn't in his usual dominating form but still managed to score from a free-kick which he curled brilliantly to the near post. Referee Mat Wiley declared it his goal despite Bhai's attempts to claim it as his. Bhai's claims that he flicked it into goal using his turban were cast in doubt as he wasn't wearing any.

Lastly, X-S would like to apologise for a lack of match footage and pictures as Eric Woo was busy filming his new movie, "Gol?", which is the Asian version of "Goal!".

Reports by X-S Reporter, Cheryl Foxxy.