X-S FC v HoBo FC


Date: 31/08/2008, Sunday

Kick Off Time: 1100hrs

Pitch: Woodlands Ring Sec School Field

Okay guys, this is our last match before a 2-3 week hiatus in the footballing scene. Keep yourselves in the zone through futsal and street soccer or other games. Let's end with a bang so we can rest well and not lag too far behind shall we?

Locations seems good, hopefully weather on that day is fine. We've got football to play. Update your availability by smsing me/ farrell or tagging on the board please. Thank you.

Rafarrell Benitez has jumped to the defence of his vice-captain following reports that Jamie Farrellgher lacks commitment and dedication. " It was a tactical decision on my part to take him off as i could see he was tiring, and to replace him with Daniel Alves to keep our engine room running tip-top hip-hop. No we're not having a tiff, in fact, we still do alot of things together. Never will i doubt Farrellgher's commitment to the cause especially after he scored his first ever goal for the club at the end of the stadium facing some Yishun blocks. I knew he would have given the fans a 21 gun salute if he had the cannons with him, he has reduced his alcohol consumption and number of ladies who will spend the night with him on days before games, and will proceed to sign a contract with the club that will keep him a Harpy, a happy one hopefully, until the day his feathers fall off."

Female fans, rejoice.

X-S played a great match today, although the fans are still puzzled by the substitution of star defender Jamie Farrellgher. Was it a lack of dedication to the cause? Has he been tired by excessive co-curricular activities? Or is there a rift between Rafarrell and Farrellgher?





X-S is also a team that enjoys beautiful football that they play a more eloquent and DESTRUCTIVE passing game than Arsenal Football Club, however, only in defence. This adds to the excitement of the fans and raises the entertainment value of the club's matches. We hope to increase our TV rights revenue through this style of football.





Naqib pulled off some excellent saves to keep X-S in the game today. Huda's contribution was excellent, and the fans were left wanting more. Hafiz earned a MOTM for his sturdy display as fullback, even Bosingwa would've been proud. Eng and Amin did enough to hold their own, but the defence still needs to communicate more. TiTTy Durai has promised to buy every defender in the team a Nokia Communicator for every word they speak. The only time silence is accepted in an X-S FC match is before it.

Last but not least, the honorary MOTM goes to Derek Neo for his fabulous hair. The mohawk attracted the attention of Club Director Erwan, who said Derek was an excellent footballer at half-time. When he finally played in the second half, he definitely justified the lavish praise. Great job at fullback.





The calm before the storm; The Loudest Silence.


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SHHH. We'll be back next week.

In view of the recent bad run, club management has decided to take action on some of the players after photos of Ferdineng leaving a club in the wee hours with a bevy of ladies right before a game was splashed on The Harpy Times. The club has issued an official warning to Ferdineng and his position as Party and Call-Girls OIC will be in jeopardy as he has not performed his role satisfactorily and has kept the ladies to himself. Management has given some strict instructions and expects the players to follow.
1. Players are advised to be in bed by 11pm on days before games.
2. Alcohol and drugs are not encouraged. Breathalyser test to be conducted before games to check alcohol levels.
3. Wanking is prohibited. Sex is totally fine.
4. Steroids are encouraged. Officials have been bribed to ignore X-S FC players for urine tests after games.

Twice we encountered bad referees. No worries. A secret agent has been instructed to bribe the referee this sunday. If he doesn't favour us, we will abuse him from the bench.

Date: 24/08/2008
Kick Off Time: 1300
Pitch: Orchid Park Secondary School

power la! near my house sia. can leopard crawl and still reach. HAHAHAHA.

okay who's in for the crunch match!? we need everyone at their best. no pussies on the field for this one. update availability people!

and OWE MONEY, PAY MONEY bitches. you know who you are. if you don't, let me know and i will remind you. hoho.

Hey guys,

Its our second defeat in a row. We better not get used to it. Honestly, the smallest and simplest things made the world of difference in both games. 3-2 was a narrow loss that we truly deserved last week for losing our head, such as that penalty conceded. Poor defending too.

This time round, I honestly think the most of the team wasn't running enough. No need to apologise Shaun, I think we ALL played rather poorly. Wei Jia was trying on the right. So was Hafiz. Nuri improved. But the rest weren't up to the usual standards. I would be the first to say I wasn't playing properly either. I think we can all reflect if this is how we want things to continue for all the money we've paid and will continue paying to compete. We've got a couple of injuries now so I hope the remainder of the squad can come for the games.

Let's play with our brains and run with our hearts for the remaining matches. If the ref is biased or the opponents dirty, theres nothing we can do but play on. And play on we shall, from here.

xoxo,
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X-S FC v 6YardBox FC

Date: 10/08/2008
Kick Off Time: 1100
Pitch: First Toa Payoh Secondary School

Directions can be found here.

The pitch is very similar to the one at Bedok Green, so we know what we have to do in defence eh?

As usual guys, 1030am reporting time. Bring both kits. Lotsa patience and water. Leave your hotheads at home. Singles are to be executed on Bhai multiple times. Revenge shall be sweet.
Let's play for 3 points again my friends.

All the important and vital updates of THE KUALA LUMPUR TRIP OF THE CENTURY shall be made on Facebook. Do check that out soon. =)

K also please just confirm availability either on the ESPZEN website using your player log-in or smsing either Farrellgher or Fabreyas. ThankewZ.

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X-S FC aka Bukkake FC 5
Heaven Eleven 0

Pundit Kok was spot on with his predictions, namely a Nataka special and a Yong hat trick. The special was more of a half-special as the keeper allowed the ball to slip through his fingers. Yong had a nice hat-trick and is currently the division's most dangerous hitman. Hazim-Richards scored after some nice link-up play. Overall, the malay kids did well, the japanese was tired, one chinese did particularly well, but the singh and turkish were missing. Top of the league with a good goal difference. All guns blazing. Except those in Blazing Salvo.

Coming up next: The 6 yarders
Bad first game with them. Let's hope they ain't that sore again. And when they fall they don't get injured.