Sunday, May 23, 2010

X-S FC 4
Boys in Blue and Black 2

X-S FC continues its impressive unbeaten pre-season form with a resounding 4-2 victory over Boys in Blue and Black.The match lacked own goals, no surprises, due to the absence of Ferdineng, who currently faces criminal charges for allowing/promoting sodomy in his private property. Mashaunrano did not quarrel with his younger brother Fernest Torres, and brought him along for the game, and was constantly giving advise and guiding his younger brother along. The purists pray that when it comes to the values of life, Mashaunrano leaves the teaching to Confucius instead. Habib Bhai brought along a new friend, who was caught offisde more often than Inzaghi ever did. But still, good effort in making the runs. Rumour has it that the great-great-great grandfathers of Bhai and his new friend were rival warlords back in the Punjabi plains and only after 300 years have the two bloodlines decide to reconcile their differences and grow from strength to strength on the football pitch.

Overall, an encouraging performance from the lads in yellow. When Yarsene Wenger was asked about the team's performance, all he could reply in his semi-senile state was "I hope my MP can waive off my parking fine ah so I can go to Kuala Lumpur with the missus". He repeated that numerous times before disappearing into the trees with a distant gaze.

From everyone here at X-S FC, congratulations to Mounrinho's Inter Milan, however, we very much prefer to win 4-2 than 2-0.

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Pre-season Friendly Match

Venue: Macpherson Secondary School
Time: 845am warm-up
Jersey: Both white and yellow please

Guys, please make an effort to find your team jerseys and wear them cos whats the point if we all pay to make the jerseys and then start wearing other stuff?


Secondly, those who have not yet settled the payment, please do so to me ASAP. The organiser has been calling me to quickly confirm our league status. I also want to clear the debts of those the club owe, such as Derek who is owed 80 bucks. However, to do so, those who owe money have to pay up first. I will let you know who these people are via SMS. Thank you.


Please help me out here gays.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

3-3 Draw with Astala Vista

Scorers: Eng (pen), 2 own goals

Eng scored an own goal too.

Attendance: WL, Yasin, Yazid, Eng, Farrell, Yong Liang, Yong Xian, Daniel, Shaun, Wee Meng, Boon Leng, Hafiz, Anand


Guys, I need to make the deposit ASAP. Pls transfer me the money if you have not done so. The amount collected for that day was only enough to cover the friendly. The deposit of 200 is yet to be settled. Will SMS each of you individually. Thanks.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

X-S FC (White) v Astala Vista (Blue)

Serangoon Sec

845am warmup

Bring both kits

Bring $25 per person just in case. This is for friendly and league deposit payments.

Please update attendance, thank you.


Commencement of new league:

We are joining GoalArena East League for their upcoming season of 9 teams.
This is therefore, early warning that most games will be in the east. Please take note.

A deposit of $200 dollars will have to be transferred to the organisers by 15 May. Our next friendly is on the 16th. Therefore, I will require someone to help me settle the deposit first on behalf of the team. Please contact me if you're willing to do so. Matches will be at 9am Sunday mornings. League expected to commence on 6 June.

Sunday, May 02, 2010

X-S returns in style!

Attendance: Firdaus, Nigel, Hatta, Wei Liang, Yazid, Ernest, Yasin, Shaun, Nizar, Ali, Hafiz, Naqib, Thaqif, Jusri, Ipin and Jasdeep.

Goals: Jusri, Yazid x2, Ali, Yasin and Hatta.

X-S FC were without their main Chinese contingent as they stormed to a 6-0 win against a team of scary tattooed kids who were actually nice people. All the new faces impressed, with half the goals coming from them. In particular, Fernest Torres, brother of Mashaunrano. Excellent in the air and possessing good pace and ball control to take on players, he was unlucky not to score when set free one on one against the keeper.

Jusdriano opened the scoring, after missing earlier on in a one-on-one against the goalkeeper. Berbhafiz laid it across the goal for Jus to score one of his simplest X-S goals. Yazid then got in on the act, running on through after the defence missed the ball and finished with aplomb.

Ronalidinho scored a majestic lob, probably spurred on by the presence of Nizararu, and celebrated with his trademark grin and gleaming teeth. 3-0 half-time.

Yazid then found the ball at his feet in the area, following a superb run and low cross from Ernest. All he had to do was blast it into the back of the net. Yasin scored from the spot after Jusri was brought down when bearing through on goal. Hatta completed the rout with a superb shot into the roof of the net from the near post.

There was still time for X-S' most obscene player (Naqib) to be sent off with a straight red card, the reason being he was the last man when he hacked down the opposing no. 9.


Next Match:


Sembawang Sec, 9am, 9 May
Bring both kits
Please update attendance.

Saturday, May 01, 2010


homeless china man spotted at SMU. anyone able to identify the china man, pls contact the police immediately. call 90308292.
brief description: possesses a PSP, relatively big nose, and very dirty feet.