Hello lads! Happy New Year! May this be the year we play beautiful football again :)
Friendly this weekend:
Where? : Beatty Sec
When? : Sunday, 3rd January 2010 @ 2.30pm (warm-up) & 3pm Kickoff
Who? : Ipin's Friend (Blue Jersey)
What? : Bring both White and Yellow
Why? : Eng and Yas have a friendly for NUS
How? : Bring money cos match costs $90
Please update Farrell/ Ipin with your attendance. Or just tag the tagboard.
Okaythanksbye.
Monday, December 14, 2009
INSANE? HUSSEIN(WHO SANE)!
Updates from back to where we left off.
8 November
X-S FC 0
Glouchester Rangers 1
X-S FC had the opportunity to go 1 goal up. But Fabreyaz missed from the spot. Yarsene Wenger was so unfuriated he labelled it the "lamest penalty he has ever seen" and it "makes yo momma jokes sound funny". It was never gonna be a good day for Yarsene as Wee Beck's post-match interview comments sounded something like "Our attack today was like an old men without viagra - impotent". Some say those comments made a fuse blow in Yarsene's head as he started taking pictures of lizards and cockroaches in his room after that incident. A sign of insanity?
6 December
X-S FC 1
Nauticals aka NottyGers 1
If X-S resembled an impotent old man in the last match. They looked like a someone who will be out to punish the naughty girls in this tense encounter full of attacking play, hard challenges, for those who missed Yong Xian's high pitched screams, yes we had lots of em. X-S FC scored first with a beautifully worked goal right from the backline that made stand-in manager Claudio Ranuri so happy, his shouts from the touchline became louder. Shouts of "baik (insert anyone's name)", "throw down the line", "make it count" could be heard time and again exactly in the same order. Ronalidinho's comments in the post-match interview sounded something like "these kind of instructions everyone also know what, like abit common sense and duh, say also no use". Despite a satisfied Ranuri, who was oblivious to his players' comments behind his back, the team hasn't broken the score-first-concede-later curse. Ferdineng did a boon maneuver and disappeared on matchday. His agent, Ang Yiling, called in to say that Ferdineng was out with anus tendinitis. Some say that it was inflicted by a player/descendant of the Kobori family line as he also withdrew from matchday squad.
Last but not least, Ronalidinho will be punished very severely for having thoughts about playing frisbee. Upon interrogation on why he thought of it, he gave reasons that were totally unacceptable. He said that he is "sick of not having regular matches", "unsure of how to spend a matchless Sunday morning" and feels an "itch to wear the boots and run around a green grassy field" which he believes in doing so, will cure the itch. Thankfully, club doctor Ally Mczouky is on hand to cure Ronalidinho's medical condition. She recommends a good 3 hours of some Maria Ozawa or Yua Aida on a matchless sunday morning which will definitely cure the sickness and the itch.
Updates from back to where we left off.
8 November
X-S FC 0
Glouchester Rangers 1
X-S FC had the opportunity to go 1 goal up. But Fabreyaz missed from the spot. Yarsene Wenger was so unfuriated he labelled it the "lamest penalty he has ever seen" and it "makes yo momma jokes sound funny". It was never gonna be a good day for Yarsene as Wee Beck's post-match interview comments sounded something like "Our attack today was like an old men without viagra - impotent". Some say those comments made a fuse blow in Yarsene's head as he started taking pictures of lizards and cockroaches in his room after that incident. A sign of insanity?
6 December
X-S FC 1
Nauticals aka NottyGers 1
If X-S resembled an impotent old man in the last match. They looked like a someone who will be out to punish the naughty girls in this tense encounter full of attacking play, hard challenges, for those who missed Yong Xian's high pitched screams, yes we had lots of em. X-S FC scored first with a beautifully worked goal right from the backline that made stand-in manager Claudio Ranuri so happy, his shouts from the touchline became louder. Shouts of "baik (insert anyone's name)", "throw down the line", "make it count" could be heard time and again exactly in the same order. Ronalidinho's comments in the post-match interview sounded something like "these kind of instructions everyone also know what, like abit common sense and duh, say also no use". Despite a satisfied Ranuri, who was oblivious to his players' comments behind his back, the team hasn't broken the score-first-concede-later curse. Ferdineng did a boon maneuver and disappeared on matchday. His agent, Ang Yiling, called in to say that Ferdineng was out with anus tendinitis. Some say that it was inflicted by a player/descendant of the Kobori family line as he also withdrew from matchday squad.
Last but not least, Ronalidinho will be punished very severely for having thoughts about playing frisbee. Upon interrogation on why he thought of it, he gave reasons that were totally unacceptable. He said that he is "sick of not having regular matches", "unsure of how to spend a matchless Sunday morning" and feels an "itch to wear the boots and run around a green grassy field" which he believes in doing so, will cure the itch. Thankfully, club doctor Ally Mczouky is on hand to cure Ronalidinho's medical condition. She recommends a good 3 hours of some Maria Ozawa or Yua Aida on a matchless sunday morning which will definitely cure the sickness and the itch.
Saturday, December 12, 2009
XS101 : Introduction to Ultimate Frisbee
Are you sick of not having regular matches? Unsure as to how you should spend matchless Sunday morning? Feeling the itch to wear that boots of yours and run around the green grassy field? If your answer is yes to none and/or all of these questions, I have a proposal for you.
Ultimate Frisbee. All we need is a field, a frisbee and 8 cones. Yasin has the cones, frisbee can be bought and as for the field, we could find some place central - like Sembawang (see below).
The rules to the game are pretty simple. We could learn as we play. Watch the four-part video (most top) for a brief introduction of the game. Anyone keen on forming X-S: Ultimate Warriors say Ultimate!
Sunday, December 06, 2009
Admin stuffs.
Derek or Eng, whoever is holding on to the money,
please pay $10 the following people below as they paid for the match today.
and those who have not paid up their $70. PAY UP!
and derek, please make it public those who have not payed,
it will be much easier for yourself to collect payment.
1) Wei Liang
2) Shawn
3) Yong Liang
4) Yong Xian
5) Jusri
6) Wee Meng
7) Yasin
8) Farrell
9) Hafiz
PAY $10 to the list on top.
the rest of the attendance is
10) Ipen
11) Hazim
12) Naqib Nizar
13) Thaqif
14) Daniel
Everyone played about 20mins each half. give and take.
Yasin, Naqib and Wei Liang played 80mins full match.
Daniel came late, played about 30mins second half.
TAKE NOTE.
Thanx.
Anyway, Claudio Ranie-Nuri applauded the team for a job well done. Lots of room for improvement. But nevertheless, he liked the whole team performance.
Derek or Eng, whoever is holding on to the money,
please pay $10 the following people below as they paid for the match today.
and those who have not paid up their $70. PAY UP!
and derek, please make it public those who have not payed,
it will be much easier for yourself to collect payment.
1) Wei Liang
2) Shawn
3) Yong Liang
4) Yong Xian
5) Jusri
6) Wee Meng
7) Yasin
8) Farrell
9) Hafiz
PAY $10 to the list on top.
the rest of the attendance is
10) Ipen
11) Hazim
12) Naqib Nizar
13) Thaqif
14) Daniel
Everyone played about 20mins each half. give and take.
Yasin, Naqib and Wei Liang played 80mins full match.
Daniel came late, played about 30mins second half.
TAKE NOTE.
Thanx.
Anyway, Claudio Ranie-Nuri applauded the team for a job well done. Lots of room for improvement. But nevertheless, he liked the whole team performance.
Well done gang.
DAS DINGO!
Wednesday, December 02, 2009
WE'RE BACK IN BUSINESS!
X-S FC v Nauticals aka NottyGers
6 December, Sunday
9am (assemble at 8.15 for warm-ups cos we REALLY need to warm-up)
Wear ALL White (opponents in Yellow)
Clementi Woods Secondary School
Predator X that has yet to be released on the shelves have hit Captain Fabreyas' secret shop. Please approach him if you want to get a pair. UK8.5 only.
Guys, i bet we've missed each other throughout this trying period of separation. Let's return to action with a hunger that's never seen before. So please don't eat from now onwards so that we'll be hungry when the match comes. (Ok i'm kidding, don't take this seriously.)
Anyways, I'd like to appoint Claudio Ranie-Nuri as the Head Coach for the upcoming match. Derek O'Leary is leaving to set-up his Sandy Football School in Vietnam and Cambodia to raise the profile of ASEAN football tomorrow night. RanieNuri himself is leaving to THE STATES after this match, to pursue his quest for (more) white chicks.
Furthermore, Rio Ferdineng and Cesc Fabreyas are leaving for the Land of the Smiles from 18th to 23rd, so Jamie Farrellgher will take up captaincy from next game onwards and Jose Booninho willl aid Rafarell Benitez along the way.
This will be a testing month, matches come few and far in between and the pain of a loss will linger longer. Let's ensure maximum points when we return to the pitch this weekend.
Everyone please update your availability ASAP! You don't have excuses unless you're an NTU student yet to finish your exams boohoohoo.
P.S. All those who have yet to pay for the league, please do so as we have run out of cash according to Derek O'Leary. Let's hope he didn't do a Thaksin. hahaha.
X-S FC v Nauticals aka NottyGers
6 December, Sunday
9am (assemble at 8.15 for warm-ups cos we REALLY need to warm-up)
Wear ALL White (opponents in Yellow)
Clementi Woods Secondary School
Predator X that has yet to be released on the shelves have hit Captain Fabreyas' secret shop. Please approach him if you want to get a pair. UK8.5 only.
Guys, i bet we've missed each other throughout this trying period of separation. Let's return to action with a hunger that's never seen before. So please don't eat from now onwards so that we'll be hungry when the match comes. (Ok i'm kidding, don't take this seriously.)
Anyways, I'd like to appoint Claudio Ranie-Nuri as the Head Coach for the upcoming match. Derek O'Leary is leaving to set-up his Sandy Football School in Vietnam and Cambodia to raise the profile of ASEAN football tomorrow night. RanieNuri himself is leaving to THE STATES after this match, to pursue his quest for (more) white chicks.
Furthermore, Rio Ferdineng and Cesc Fabreyas are leaving for the Land of the Smiles from 18th to 23rd, so Jamie Farrellgher will take up captaincy from next game onwards and Jose Booninho willl aid Rafarell Benitez along the way.
This will be a testing month, matches come few and far in between and the pain of a loss will linger longer. Let's ensure maximum points when we return to the pitch this weekend.
Everyone please update your availability ASAP! You don't have excuses unless you're an NTU student yet to finish your exams boohoohoo.
P.S. All those who have yet to pay for the league, please do so as we have run out of cash according to Derek O'Leary. Let's hope he didn't do a Thaksin. hahaha.
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