BANGBROS.

X-S manager Yarsene Wenger has decided to join Bang Bros and bang the table, demanding standards from the team. He senses passion and commitment missing from the team, especially without The MP, Woo Wee Becks. Becks was easily the most passionate X-S player to have ever worn the shirt. His passion has led to him being beaten in the Deyi Street Soccer court and many other countless near-misses. Without him around, the fire is lacking. Everyone is out there playing masak-masak instead of football. Excuses such as "I don't like heading the ball la" from someone (don't say who la but he don't wear turban) shall no longer be accepted. If noone is gonna stand up and call the rest to wake up their ideas, then we cannot call ourselves a team.

We shall start by booking our first reservist IPPT together and train for our 400 bucks as one united force. That money shall come in handy for a much-deserved holiday. Let's go guys, before age catches up on us.

MaShaunrano has issued an official apology to the club for Improper Conduct. He tried arranging a match but to no avail. Rumour has it the opposing team backed out cos they found it insulting to play against a team that lost 10-0 to ESFC. However, we could not confirm it.

Yarsene Wenger has vowed to get the club to compete at the next level. Anyone who is not committed enough can leave. He believes there is a lack of belief in this bunch of talented players who constantly falter cos they never think they're good enough.

Our new motto shall be, "Trash talk, and believe the trash you said." Therefore we shall shine.