INSANE? HUSSEIN(WHO SANE)!

Updates from back to where we left off.

8 November
X-S FC 0
Glouchester Rangers 1

X-S FC had the opportunity to go 1 goal up. But Fabreyaz missed from the spot. Yarsene Wenger was so unfuriated he labelled it the "lamest penalty he has ever seen" and it "makes yo momma jokes sound funny". It was never gonna be a good day for Yarsene as Wee Beck's post-match interview comments sounded something like "Our attack today was like an old men without viagra - impotent". Some say those comments made a fuse blow in Yarsene's head as he started taking pictures of lizards and cockroaches in his room after that incident. A sign of insanity?

6 December
X-S FC 1
Nauticals aka NottyGers 1

If X-S resembled an impotent old man in the last match. They looked like a someone who will be out to punish the naughty girls in this tense encounter full of attacking play, hard challenges, for those who missed Yong Xian's high pitched screams, yes we had lots of em. X-S FC scored first with a beautifully worked goal right from the backline that made stand-in manager Claudio Ranuri so happy, his shouts from the touchline became louder. Shouts of "baik (insert anyone's name)", "throw down the line", "make it count" could be heard time and again exactly in the same order. Ronalidinho's comments in the post-match interview sounded something like "these kind of instructions everyone also know what, like abit common sense and duh, say also no use". Despite a satisfied Ranuri, who was oblivious to his players' comments behind his back, the team hasn't broken the score-first-concede-later curse. Ferdineng did a boon maneuver and disappeared on matchday. His agent, Ang Yiling, called in to say that Ferdineng was out with anus tendinitis. Some say that it was inflicted by a player/descendant of the Kobori family line as he also withdrew from matchday squad.

Last but not least, Ronalidinho will be punished very severely for having thoughts about playing frisbee. Upon interrogation on why he thought of it, he gave reasons that were totally unacceptable. He said that he is "sick of not having regular matches", "unsure of how to spend a matchless Sunday morning" and feels an "itch to wear the boots and run around a green grassy field" which he believes in doing so, will cure the itch. Thankfully, club doctor Ally Mczouky is on hand to cure Ronalidinho's medical condition. She recommends a good 3 hours of some Maria Ozawa or Yua Aida on a matchless sunday morning which will definitely cure the sickness and the itch.