X-S FC 4

Boys in Blue and Black 2

X-S FC continues its impressive unbeaten pre-season form with a resounding 4-2 victory over Boys in Blue and Black.The match lacked own goals, no surprises, due to the absence of Ferdineng, who currently faces criminal charges for allowing/promoting sodomy in his private property. Mashaunrano did not quarrel with his younger brother Fernest Torres, and brought him along for the game, and was constantly giving advise and guiding his younger brother along. The purists pray that when it comes to the values of life, Mashaunrano leaves the teaching to Confucius instead. Habib Bhai brought along a new friend, who was caught offisde more often than Inzaghi ever did. But still, good effort in making the runs. Rumour has it that the great-great-great grandfathers of Bhai and his new friend were rival warlords back in the Punjabi plains and only after 300 years have the two bloodlines decide to reconcile their differences and grow from strength to strength on the football pitch.

Overall, an encouraging performance from the lads in yellow. When Yarsene Wenger was asked about the team's performance, all he could reply in his semi-senile state was "I hope my MP can waive off my parking fine ah so I can go to Kuala Lumpur with the missus". He repeated that numerous times before disappearing into the trees with a distant gaze.

From everyone here at X-S FC, congratulations to Mounrinho's Inter Milan, however, we very much prefer to win 4-2 than 2-0.