In view of the recent bad run, club management has decided to take action on some of the players after photos of Ferdineng leaving a club in the wee hours with a bevy of ladies right before a game was splashed on The Harpy Times. The club has issued an official warning to Ferdineng and his position as Party and Call-Girls OIC will be in jeopardy as he has not performed his role satisfactorily and has kept the ladies to himself. Management has given some strict instructions and expects the players to follow.
1. Players are advised to be in bed by 11pm on days before games.
2. Alcohol and drugs are not encouraged. Breathalyser test to be conducted before games to check alcohol levels.
3. Wanking is prohibited. Sex is totally fine.
4. Steroids are encouraged. Officials have been bribed to ignore X-S FC players for urine tests after games.

Twice we encountered bad referees. No worries. A secret agent has been instructed to bribe the referee this sunday. If he doesn't favour us, we will abuse him from the bench.