Rafarrell Benitez has jumped to the defence of his vice-captain following reports that Jamie Farrellgher lacks commitment and dedication. " It was a tactical decision on my part to take him off as i could see he was tiring, and to replace him with Daniel Alves to keep our engine room running tip-top hip-hop. No we're not having a tiff, in fact, we still do alot of things together. Never will i doubt Farrellgher's commitment to the cause especially after he scored his first ever goal for the club at the end of the stadium facing some Yishun blocks. I knew he would have given the fans a 21 gun salute if he had the cannons with him, he has reduced his alcohol consumption and number of ladies who will spend the night with him on days before games, and will proceed to sign a contract with the club that will keep him a Harpy, a happy one hopefully, until the day his feathers fall off."

Female fans, rejoice.