AN EMPIRE CRUMBLES!!

Fans of X-S FC are extremely pissed off with the lack of matches in recent times. Many of them having paid large amounts of money for season tickets at Khatib Field have seen money gone down the drain. Rumours has it that manager Yarsene has left coaching the club to join the army as an officer and will only return some time next february. We need u on the sidelines Yarsene, not in the jungle leading men.

A spokesperson for the club claimed an emergency meeting between co-managers Yarsene Wanker and Rafarrell Benitez was held on msn in the afternoon. The man we all dubbed " The Professor" was infuriated with the commitments of certain players who constantly show disinterest in playing for the club. He has reportedly contacted the scouting department to keep their eyes peeled for potential players to add the much needed quality to the team. However, it was met with disinterest from Benitez as he intends to keep the club as local and home-grown as possible. With the core of the club in disarray, it only seems a matter of time before X-S FC goes into administration and get banished to the lower echelons of sunday morning football.

Time will tell what will happen to this one great footballing temple of Khatib Field(2nd only to Anfield). As for now, fans can only look at the yesteryears where the men in maroon ripped opponents to shreds, and recently, get ripped to shreds themselves.

signing off: CPL(NS) Farrell.

Fucking boring lah civilian life. HAHA.