Thursday, June 25, 2009

The Many Faces of Eng


Once upon a time, Eng was prim and proper and ready to serve his nation. Now, he is a scandal in disguise, out to sow his seeds.


Caught in the act: Eng with a supermodel.


Orgasm.


Eng's supermodel playmate for the night. They call her Little Miss Pouty Lips.

Eng has finally been contactable after disappearing for a week long sexcapade in Perth where he was star of the show and top dog in the largest annual nude beach party. When quizzed about the photos and his affair, he squinted his already tiny eyes and said this, " I used to be commander-in-chief of my pimp ship flyin' high, til I met this pretty little missile, shot me out the sky". Our man has found love. And with those lips, she can definitely give Eng the best of kisses.

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