X-S FC Burnt Out?

X-S FC slumped to another disappointing defeat as their strikers continue misfiring and their defence keep leaking goals. From an unassailable lead and goal difference, they now have to win all their remaining matches with huge scorelines to win the league. What has gone wrong? Is it the loss of smiley Ronalidinho? The absence of Brazilian-waxed rightback Derek MyCorn? Or injury to British-Indian Bakar-Nuri LaSagna?

Stay tuned to find out @ YourMotherDownstairs TV.