INSPIRATION FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD

Strange writings have indeed been appearing at sandy areas all over the world, that is if Dubai and Vancouver represent the rest of the world. The latest appeared right in front of everyone's favourite vice-captain when he was sun-and-naked-people watching at a nude beach. It left him confused, as he wondered whether it was really a sign of things to come, and if western appendages are really larger than their eastern counterparts because it doesn't seem that way.

Next up: The deep and dark secrets of Eng. With photos to back it all up.

One more match to go in the absence of the ever-present Eng and the return of the King.

INSPIRATION FROM DUBAI

A miracle in Dubai was discovered recently that was imprinted in the sands. It was a message. ON SAND. Believe it or not.

Despite manager Derek O'Leary being the only unoccupied person-in-charge, the board refused to send him to Sandy areas for fear of the nasty things he'd do there. (At this point the author requests any reader who gets the joke to give a virtual high-five to Fabreyas via SMS as they try to stifle their laughter.) X-S immediately sent manager Yarsene Wenger to check it validity. Here it is:

The manager had this to say, "Oh I don't know, I didn't see much of it. Maybe the referee knows. He should make the correct decision. I cannot comment as I didn't see the incident."

This message was also spotted:

Let's wish our striker who's blessed with the strength and willpower of an Ox a quick return to first-team action.

As he left the desert, he knew it was a sign as he saw this silhouette...

Peace be upon you, my friends and team mates. It is I, your captain.

Win, we did, today. Commas, gloriously used in this entry, I believe. A favour, JCST has done us. 5 goals short in goal difference, compared to Bishane Park. Still up for grabs, a podium finish of third place is. Win all our remaining matches, we must. Fuck I'm getting irritated with myself.

Okay I hope you guys know the deal. I apologise for those who did not get to play today, cos we did not really expect them to leave at half-time. Still, job done. It's time for the squad players to step up. Derek is a shining example seeing how far he has come to make the right back slot his own. Its all about timing and opportunity. Derek grabbed his chance with both hands, shook it well and good, and came. Into the first team.

I will be leaving for Dubai this Tuesday for 10 days so I'm leaving the team in the hands of our trusty centreback Ferdineng. I hope all of you can help him out, especially managers Derek O'Leary and Jose Booninho. All I ask is a victory over WRFC this coming weekend.

DAS DINGO. Let's get it on.

X-S v BBDG (31 May)

MAIN BOLA!

Venue: Chua Chu Kang Sec
Time: 1500 (fall-in by 1430)
Attire: Both Yellow and White as usual

Tag your attendance please! =)

Ok lads, here it is. We can win all our remaining matches and hope to get our coveted podium finish, or not. Its all down to us now.

But what matters is, let's single someone.

Dear all,

This is your vice-captain speaking.

The match on sunday was great success. Apologies to the fans who were singing my name as i stepped up to take the penalty. Apologies to the fans who were singing my name until the moment i kicked the penalty. Balls to Derek because i can hear your voice the loudest throughout. The miss was part of a script, designed to test the resolve of the team after going down by 2 goals. Neither me nor Rafarrell Benitez was disappointed. But the match affirmed something i had in mind all along: The team spirit and the desire to win.

We started off the season slow, had a couple of differences, but all was settled soon as we started playing our football. Not the best at times, but there was never doubt about the team's ability and potential, only the sexual orientation of a handful. We've had some amazing games (ESFC, Western Redjacks, HRFC), and even yesterday's game was something that we could be proud of. Even though it was just a friendly, we showed so much desire to win the ref was scared shit he had to start threatening to send Yaz off. There's just this thing that motivates us so well in some games. Call it pride, call it the winning mentality, call it anything, but i don't know what it is anyway. It's just something. We may not be perched at the top of the table now or at the end of this season, but still, the season would be a great success. It was never going to be easy, getting a team down every sunday to play. Many a team have came(on Derek's face) and gone, but not us. And we will stay that way. There will be football to play as long as somebody in this team wants to play. He just needs to bring a ball and go downstairs.

Over the years, we have become more than a football team. We have became a sausage fest week in week out, and it's time to change that. Players should start bringing hot girlfriends to games, and in 5 years, you can bring your hot wives. Subsequently, when your daughters turn 18, you can bring them too!

Enough has been said. Das Dingo to the remaining games you guys have. I'm off, to somewhere faraway to promote my hair products. To borrow a quote from Marianne Williamson, " Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate.Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure ". Go forth, and secure 4th. Hurhur. To match that, i shall come up with one myself, " He who lasts longest, is the strongest ". Short, but yet but yet so meaningful.

So long, happy harpies. May Master Yoda be with you.

Yours sincerely,
Bae Jian Kuang, platoon sergeant, scaredy cat, master vaizard, Tai Lung the snow leopard, driving instructor, and just a few more that i can't remember.

Well done lads for today. Consider ourselves lucky to have come away with minimal injuries and got our engines started for the league match next week which will be a very important one if we're to end the season on a high. Everyone has their part to play as we have seen today.

NEXT SUNDAY:
Match against CDFBP @ Juying Secondary, which is very very far.

Date: 24 May 2009
Time: 1500hrs (Fall-in @ 1430)
Attire: Bring both sets
Location: http://www.streetdirectory.com/asia_travel/travel/travel_id_4419/travel_site_116726/

Update availability and settle our league payments ASAP to Rio Ferdineng please.

See you guys!