X-S FC v Street 21

Date: 12 July 2009, Sunday
Time: Suit-up by 845 latest. Please try to be early.
Venue: Macpherson Secondary School (click!)
Attire: full Yellow, bring White as spare

Alright guys I really need your attendance asap. Please sms me or your respective attendance takers. Tango yankee.

Chain of command:
(first names on the list will report to Captain, unless they're not around, the following player must take over)

1] Yong Liang, Yong Xian, Taka, Wei Jia
2] Thaqif, Hafiz, Shaun, Jusri, Naqib, Hazim
3] Farrell, Eng, Derek, Wee, Dan, Boon
4] Ali, Shah, Nuri, Huda, Ipen
5] Direct to me: Wei Liang, Jasdeep, Hisham

Tango Yankee over and out!

Revenge of The Fallen.

Huda returned to first team action with a bang, opening the scoring which led to a maiden win for X-S in their first game in D2D Sunday Morning League at Stadia Compassvale. Although X-S appeared rusty and never really stepped out of 3rd gear despite losing their 2 goal lead in the second half, they defended stoutly and wasted numerous glorious opportunities (in typical X-S fashion) to win only by by 2 goals to 1, despite being able to bungkus the match like nasi lemak.

New signing Hisham, the Fake Madrid custodian had some nervy moments but overall looked comfortable as X-S once again has two commanding goalkeepers to call upon since Naqib's unfortunate injury to his middle finger.

Yong Xian easily deserved his goal for the incessant pressure and he paved the way to victory. Tempers flared among team mates and brothers as X-S attacks broke down time and again but all is forgiven as it is understandable that the hunger for great success is still there in this side.

Not forgetting the badboy streak in Taka as he tormented not only the opposition team but the security guards and law enforcers in Stadia Compassvale. The first eleven were oblivious to this sideshow and unfortunately for the fans, Taka decided against doing his infamous MJ moonwalk in front of them at the end of the game.

Let's return refreshed and ever so determined for our next league game, whenever it is.

X-S FC best friends, comrades and team mates,

We are starting our 3rd competitive season in a row with hardly any break in between. Power right?

A message from the Man-on-Fire, Derek:

First league match for D2D Sunday League:

Venue: Compassvale Secondary
Time: 830am


IMPORTANT: League payment of $70 per person must be brought to the next game. Derek said it will be pro-rated at end of season. Thanks guys.

By the way, Playsports have yet to pay me our 100bucks. Any suggestions to celebrate the 3rd place?

P.S. All new X-S FC photos on Facebook! 1) Klakar finds love! 2) Indecent exposure! 3) Michael Jackson Japanese tribute!

X-S Trounce Indian Boys 3-0

Yay.

POZT RE-QUEZ-TERD BY YAZ:

PUH-LEAZE TAKE NOTE TOO-MOLO GAIM IZ AT BRADDELL LEG-SIDE SEC-AND-ARY SKOOL 9AM IT IZ AN ER-BAN-DERNED SKOOL BART DUN BE SEE-CAT DARE IZ NO GHOZT.

BER-RING BOF JER-SEES OH-KAY? WE IZ GONE-ER WHOOP SARM ROO-DEE-POO CAN-DEE AZZ.

TANK-EW.

The Many Faces of Eng

Once upon a time, Eng was prim and proper and ready to serve his nation. Now, he is a scandal in disguise, out to sow his seeds.


Caught in the act: Eng with a supermodel.

Orgasm.

Eng's supermodel playmate for the night. They call her Little Miss Pouty Lips.

Eng has finally been contactable after disappearing for a week long sexcapade in Perth where he was star of the show and top dog in the largest annual nude beach party. When quizzed about the photos and his affair, he squinted his already tiny eyes and said this, " I used to be commander-in-chief of my pimp ship flyin' high, til I met this pretty little missile, shot me out the sky". Our man has found love. And with those lips, she can definitely give Eng the best of kisses.

X-S FC v Western Redjacks

Time: 1415 hours sharp
Attire: Both white & yellow as usual
Venue: Changkat Changi Secondary (click!)

Win lose or draw, we will go makan at Simpang Bedok after the match. Any objections?

I hope everyone can come down with the exception of Hafiz (confined) and Eng (overseas). Ali will be wearing new boots which cost $19 and Bhai's cost 5 times of that.

This is the penultimate match of our second competitive season and it's been a wonderful journey thus far. New players have joined as friends and I believe everyone has improved beyond measure. Let's end the season with a stupendous win and we can celebrate a podium finish! Farrell and Nuri are back, let's hope the defence hits the ground running.

Everyone please update availability. Hope to see you all!