Viva La Vida!
X-S recorded morale-boosting win over PCC in their latest match-up. A nervy 3-2 win meant that they still have not found the right balance between defence and attack. However, the players are playing a nice level of football with intricate passing play. Midfielders and attackers can be proud of their performance but the same cannot be said about the defence. BacaNuri Sagna still thinks its fun to pass back into his own penalty area when opposing strikers are lurking. Derek insists on getting the ref's attention despite not being on the pitch and Wee Meng loves bangin' players from the back. Sometimes, he uses his hands too. The goals we conceded were pretty damn gay and this is a sounding to players that the fullback positions are still uncemented and anyone can make it theirs if they actually manage to put in a decent performance. If not, the taicho has to do it himself.
We have to concentrate on our next league game against a team that ridin' high in third place on the league. We've haven't done justice in our performance against the top two, so this is the chance to haul ourselves to infinity, AND BEYOND!
Top scorer of 2003, Shahraul has been sidelined with a busted knee, and looks set to be out for a month or so. Luckily for us, Emile Juskey is on fire. He equalised for X-S after some nifty footwork and imbalanced strength in the opposing penalty area when Dani's weak shot trickled through the defence. What an acquisition! We should name him Jusdriano instead.
Yong Tevez and Manqif both scored after long droughts by their standards and set X-S on the way to a famous win. Jusri set up Yong with a wonderful through-ball and he duly slotted home. And when Yarsene says "PAY IT FORWARD", the players respond. Yong then paid it forward when he released Thaqif to nip it past the goalie late in the second half.
If you're happy and you know it, JIZZ YOUR PANTS.
WOOWEEMENG!
*edited*
Happy Belated Birthday to Taka!
We are sorry there is not enough team fund to buy you a pair of Copa Mundial.
Don't think too much, its not to pay for someone's dental surgery nor someone elses nose job.
Of course, X-S FC Player of the Month goes to none other than RonAlidinho!
This man has slimmed down since his Barca days and now trains harder than the average player. When everyone was happily on the bench, he was kicking the matchball on his own at some corner, refusing to let the ref use it. After the game, he was still peppering shots on goal, obviously dismayed that his free-kick that rattled the crossbar so hard that tremors could be felt in Aceh did not go in. Well, hard luck there but now we know who can take long-range free-kicks in The NAKED Singh's absence.
In response, The NAKED Singh is now homeless and not attending our matches. He will be dealt with internally as a birthday present to the Japanese.
In other news, Ilhan Manqif the Dwarven Sniper teamed up with Enchantress, Pit Lord and Spirit Breaker to get raped.
Lastly, let's stop pissing Beckham off. At this rate he WILL fly back to LA Galaxy and we don't want that do we?
Friday, February 20, 2009
Up to date Updates:
Sunday 22 Feb
Xin Min Secondary
9am
X-S FC VS TK Chinese
Yellow yellow dirty fellows
In the subsequent 2 games after ESFC, X-S FC managed 2 draws. In the words of Derek O'Leary, the team is on a rampaging 3 game unbeaten run. And in the words of retro pop group Starship, "nothing's gonna stop us now". We have shown that we're able to defend as a team. Ignoring the first game where 6 goals were smashed past us, we've probably got the best defensive record in the league. Well done to everyone. Become a little stingier and Playsports will kick us out for being too defensive. Now, we gotta learn to score. And what to do when we have the ball. It's actually quite simple. 3 options:
1) pass it
2) shoot and score from wherever you are
3) juggle it on your head like a seal
Let's put it into practice this sunday.
For now, updates on the on-goings in the club. Gay Awareness Day was just held recently and it's a major event on the team's calendar every year, as we show our appreciation to the homosexuals in the team. This year, we had the honour of having Takashi crooning to Beyonce's latest single, "if i were a boy" to a sellout crowd of one Derek O Leary. Apparently, when the moment Taka started singing, he JIZZED IN HIS PANTS.
Last but not least, there's a groundbreaking discovery by Koneksutchi Mayuri of the Research and Development Bureau.
Excessive Defending of the Ancients enlarges your nasal cavity. This is a serious matter and all players are advised to cut down on it. Scroll down for evidence.
Sunday 22 Feb
Xin Min Secondary
9am
X-S FC VS TK Chinese
Yellow yellow dirty fellows
In the subsequent 2 games after ESFC, X-S FC managed 2 draws. In the words of Derek O'Leary, the team is on a rampaging 3 game unbeaten run. And in the words of retro pop group Starship, "nothing's gonna stop us now". We have shown that we're able to defend as a team. Ignoring the first game where 6 goals were smashed past us, we've probably got the best defensive record in the league. Well done to everyone. Become a little stingier and Playsports will kick us out for being too defensive. Now, we gotta learn to score. And what to do when we have the ball. It's actually quite simple. 3 options:
1) pass it
2) shoot and score from wherever you are
3) juggle it on your head like a seal
Let's put it into practice this sunday.
For now, updates on the on-goings in the club. Gay Awareness Day was just held recently and it's a major event on the team's calendar every year, as we show our appreciation to the homosexuals in the team. This year, we had the honour of having Takashi crooning to Beyonce's latest single, "if i were a boy" to a sellout crowd of one Derek O Leary. Apparently, when the moment Taka started singing, he JIZZED IN HIS PANTS.
Last but not least, there's a groundbreaking discovery by Koneksutchi Mayuri of the Research and Development Bureau.
Excessive Defending of the Ancients enlarges your nasal cavity. This is a serious matter and all players are advised to cut down on it. Scroll down for evidence.
Before
After playing DOTA non-stop for 3 months
Spot the difference? They are the same person. Really.
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Yarsene Wenger to go for broke in the next game
X-S Manager Wenger is planning to go all-out in the offensive after studying the Playsports League Table. Currently, his team has the second stingiest defence but also the worst scoring record in the league. Goals were never the problem in ESPZEN and its been highlighted that the strikers morale have been affected. This plus a recent drop in the form of Fabreyas in central midfield for the National team means that changes are abound.
Yarsene is also planning to discuss this in length with his fellow managers, after his assistant Nuri Faria reported the going-ons in his absence the previous match. Big "Bhai" Sukalari (translated in malay as "like to run") took managerial post for the last league game and looked a good steady replacement for X-S since being sacked by Chelsea FC. His 15million compensation could build us a stadium, plus his nights of poker at his current Hall of Residence is earning his a steady income. Hopefully he channels these funds to paying his debts to the team and team-mates.
Yarsene spoke to this reporter in his French accent, loosely translated as "When I opened a window and the breeze rolled in, I JIZZED IN MY PANTS." We're still not sure what that means but the spectators should be in for a treat for the coming league match.
New acquisition striker Emile Juskey has opened his scoring account at a time when every other X-S striking option is on a barren run. Will they be inspired by this big, bungling, goal-scoring striker? It remains to be seen.
Pray tell there will be a friendly this weekend to keep the fitness and sharpness up. Anyone with suggestions for locations and field kindly let us know. TK Chinese are waiting in the wings.
DAS DINGO!
X-S Manager Wenger is planning to go all-out in the offensive after studying the Playsports League Table. Currently, his team has the second stingiest defence but also the worst scoring record in the league. Goals were never the problem in ESPZEN and its been highlighted that the strikers morale have been affected. This plus a recent drop in the form of Fabreyas in central midfield for the National team means that changes are abound.
Yarsene is also planning to discuss this in length with his fellow managers, after his assistant Nuri Faria reported the going-ons in his absence the previous match. Big "Bhai" Sukalari (translated in malay as "like to run") took managerial post for the last league game and looked a good steady replacement for X-S since being sacked by Chelsea FC. His 15million compensation could build us a stadium, plus his nights of poker at his current Hall of Residence is earning his a steady income. Hopefully he channels these funds to paying his debts to the team and team-mates.
Yarsene spoke to this reporter in his French accent, loosely translated as "When I opened a window and the breeze rolled in, I JIZZED IN MY PANTS." We're still not sure what that means but the spectators should be in for a treat for the coming league match.
New acquisition striker Emile Juskey has opened his scoring account at a time when every other X-S striking option is on a barren run. Will they be inspired by this big, bungling, goal-scoring striker? It remains to be seen.
Pray tell there will be a friendly this weekend to keep the fitness and sharpness up. Anyone with suggestions for locations and field kindly let us know. TK Chinese are waiting in the wings.
DAS DINGO!
Friday, February 06, 2009
X-S FC v BBDG Elites
1500 (Meet at 1415)
Kent Ridge Sec (near NUS, Clementi. check www.streetdirectory.com)
Bring both kits (as usual)
Das dingo! A must win match for the Happy Harpies this Sunday. Please update availability. Your initiative. Opponents are in red. Thank you guys. Qif please let me know if Jusri is coming. See ya!
1500 (Meet at 1415)
Kent Ridge Sec (near NUS, Clementi. check www.streetdirectory.com)
Bring both kits (as usual)
Das dingo! A must win match for the Happy Harpies this Sunday. Please update availability. Your initiative. Opponents are in red. Thank you guys. Qif please let me know if Jusri is coming. See ya!
Sunday, February 01, 2009
X-S FC 1
Everyday Sunday FC 0
It is arguably the best result ever in the club's history, ever since......ever since the players starting growing pubes. Although ESFC only had 10 players, it was still a good result against a team touted to be champions of the league. The drastic improvement can be seen as the last time the two teams met, it was such a one-sided affair that the fans couldn't bear to watch and cream-pies were blasted at the players at the end of a game, by manager Derek O'Leary.
Determined never to have things on their faces again, the players were fired up for this important game. There is a saying that goes, "we can get whooped 20-0 in every game, but we can never lose to ESFC".
Match report will follow soon enough...
Everyday Sunday FC 0
It is arguably the best result ever in the club's history, ever since......ever since the players starting growing pubes. Although ESFC only had 10 players, it was still a good result against a team touted to be champions of the league. The drastic improvement can be seen as the last time the two teams met, it was such a one-sided affair that the fans couldn't bear to watch and cream-pies were blasted at the players at the end of a game, by manager Derek O'Leary.
Determined never to have things on their faces again, the players were fired up for this important game. There is a saying that goes, "we can get whooped 20-0 in every game, but we can never lose to ESFC".
Match report will follow soon enough...
Thursday, January 29, 2009
X-S FC v ESFC
Fuhua Sec (please check www.streetdirectory.com)
1500hrs (1415 meet-up)
Wear WHITE, Yellow, Yellow but bring BOTH KITS just in case.
(Cos when we dress alike, we think alike.)
The Happy Harpies are back in league action this Sunday and will be looking for an Oxpicious start to the Niu Year, Raigor Stonehoof anyone? Enlisting the help of Rhasta the Witch Doctor as our new physio to cast nets, hexes and wards, let's restore some pride after the last time the two sides met and get a good result. Please update availability and be there early. Bring balls, in every sense of the word.
all together now for Derek, "DAS DINGO!"
Fuhua Sec (please check www.streetdirectory.com)
1500hrs (1415 meet-up)
Wear WHITE, Yellow, Yellow but bring BOTH KITS just in case.
(Cos when we dress alike, we think alike.)
The Happy Harpies are back in league action this Sunday and will be looking for an Oxpicious start to the Niu Year, Raigor Stonehoof anyone? Enlisting the help of Rhasta the Witch Doctor as our new physio to cast nets, hexes and wards, let's restore some pride after the last time the two sides met and get a good result. Please update availability and be there early. Bring balls, in every sense of the word.
all together now for Derek, "DAS DINGO!"
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
THE HARPY TIMES
After a long timeout, the harpy times is back to bring you the latest news and on-goings in the harpy camp. A new manager has been appointed, and he nicknames himself Mengvid WeeBecks which is a totally atrocious name and has already incurred the wrath of the harpy faithful because over at this club, the fans pride a nice name above everything else. But still, he might just be the one to steer the ship in this troubled times, when a win for the team is as rare as a guy with a big nose.
Supposedly supposed to appear in X-S FC's 2nd game, he went AWOL. Resulting in the 2nd consecutive defeat in the league and the team lies gracefully perched on a spot 2nd last from bottom. But it's okay we'll climb back up we're just giving the other teams a headstart. The opponents scored from their first attack. Keeper Naqib did well to make a save but the ball bounced 10 metres high and Ferdineng decided to do shake his bom-boms instead of using his head to clear the ball. Pala butoh Eng. The strong never-say-we'll-lose-so-easily mentality of the team was shown when Captain Yaz went on a solo run(some irony intended). His left footed pass trickled in and the score was 1-1. Lucky goal. Pala butoh Yaz. And they scored again. 2-1. =(
In response(sounds familiar Magic card players?), Captain Yaz arranged a game with the monfortians. Captain Yaz should not take credit for arranging this game because this game was arranged some years back. It is the 2nd leg of the first game against Montfort. When Ferdineng was theirs and theirs only. Now, he's shared among them, X-S FC, and Thai transvestites. Back then, they also had a helluva player by the name of Seow. But this 2nd leg was a very friendly affair as both teams just played football. It wasn't a convincing win for X-S FC but nevertheless the fans have always backed the players and they are pretending that it was convincing as they sang Chinese New Year songs at the top of their voices.
Now, we look forward to this weekend. Because we get to see each other and play soccer again. To wrap it all up, everyone here at this team wishes everyone else in the team a very HAPPY (here we go again) NIU YEAR. Meepo the Geomancer predicts good fortune for the team and lots of love for the rabbits. Thanks Meepo.
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