Saturday, March 28, 2009
Sunday 29th March
Fuhua Secondary
X-S FC VS BBDG ELITES
1500 (ready to single people by 1430)
X-S FC will be out for some blood after bowing out meekly in their previous match, but they will be going into the match without their talismanic captain Fabreyaz who is on international duty. The team wishes him all the best and hopes he gets to even sniff the grass at Republic Poly. Ipen will be issued a warning for speaking malay on the tagboard in this multi-racial team.
Meanwhile, newspapers have published photos of drunk X-S players behaving wildly. The players were seen tumbling down the steps of Ambrosia just past midnight, while patrons complained of constant banging, slapping(the sound of flesh on flesh), and howling coming from the room where the team was having a private function.
The club spokesperson has declined to comment on this issue, but he said the team will be having a sexier and wilder outing the moment the players are done with their academic commitments.
Fuhua Secondary
X-S FC VS BBDG ELITES
1500 (ready to single people by 1430)
X-S FC will be out for some blood after bowing out meekly in their previous match, but they will be going into the match without their talismanic captain Fabreyaz who is on international duty. The team wishes him all the best and hopes he gets to even sniff the grass at Republic Poly. Ipen will be issued a warning for speaking malay on the tagboard in this multi-racial team.
Meanwhile, newspapers have published photos of drunk X-S players behaving wildly. The players were seen tumbling down the steps of Ambrosia just past midnight, while patrons complained of constant banging, slapping(the sound of flesh on flesh), and howling coming from the room where the team was having a private function.
The club spokesperson has declined to comment on this issue, but he said the team will be having a sexier and wilder outing the moment the players are done with their academic commitments.
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
X-S FC GATHERING
This Friday 2100 hours
aka 27th March 2009 at 9pm.
All players are encouraged to come. Takashi Kobori will be revealing his true voice, which we only hear when he screams.
His idea is to "smoke, dinner, drink". Cockmeat sandwiches are available upon request, provided Derek shows up.
Most probably it's at Ambrosia. So we'll meet at Bugis MRT first. Or straight at Ambrosia on Arab Street. Please update preference and availability.
And let's all hope Khairul Huda succeeds in his quest to attend the Youth Olympic Games.
good day!
This Friday 2100 hours
aka 27th March 2009 at 9pm.
All players are encouraged to come. Takashi Kobori will be revealing his true voice, which we only hear when he screams.
His idea is to "smoke, dinner, drink". Cockmeat sandwiches are available upon request, provided Derek shows up.
Most probably it's at Ambrosia. So we'll meet at Bugis MRT first. Or straight at Ambrosia on Arab Street. Please update preference and availability.
And let's all hope Khairul Huda succeeds in his quest to attend the Youth Olympic Games.
good day!
Ok gays, the loss is acceptable when we have a referee who has his own brand of rules. I think everyone was pretty off colour. Not in form at all. Maybe our reiatsu was used up during the LAST PROPER MATCH. Especially me. And the central midfielders. Taka was playing with an injury and he didn't tell us! He said the pain makes him feel manly. Bicycles are for children Taka, take my advice. Real men ride motorbikes. HAHA.
Next time if you guys wanna sub me out just say. I wanted to sub myself out but you all sub until 10 times already, BUTO. Haha.
One more important thing, if we ever get the ref again, WE MUST SINGLE HIM ONE TIME DAMN HARD. Make sure he doesn't get off the floor after the game. I will talk to him to distract and shove him myself.
Next match is possibly this Sunday. Keep yourselves updated from the Playsports website.
I won't be joining you guys. Good luck!
Next time if you guys wanna sub me out just say. I wanted to sub myself out but you all sub until 10 times already, BUTO. Haha.
One more important thing, if we ever get the ref again, WE MUST SINGLE HIM ONE TIME DAMN HARD. Make sure he doesn't get off the floor after the game. I will talk to him to distract and shove him myself.
Next match is possibly this Sunday. Keep yourselves updated from the Playsports website.
I won't be joining you guys. Good luck!
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Sadly, the win has to wait. Gladly, Zeus didn't pawn anyone. The Godfather has once again been tasked to get Zeus and Razor, for creating mischief today. While at that, he will be looking for Lina and her 2 lovely friends as well. The club does not condone mischievious acts from naughty little fellows, and it takes such matters seriously. As seen from the naughty boy who attempted to defame the club. He was sodomized so badly he still cries himself to sleep. For those who want to know who that person is, he has a big tooth. But then again, maybe sodomy won't work on him...
Meanwhile, let's continue to miss each other while we await our next game. And Taka is planning a gay orgy on the 27th March.Until then,
JAI HO!
JAI HO!
DAS DINGO!
Meanwhile, let's continue to miss each other while we await our next game. And Taka is planning a gay orgy on the 27th March.Until then,
JAI HO!
JAI HO!
DAS DINGO!
Friday, March 13, 2009
15th March Sunday
X-S FC VS WESTERN REDJACKS FC
Clementi Woods Secondary
3PM (geared up by 230)
Sweet revenge and lots of bruises aside, The Happy Harpies will face off against a team right at the bottom of the table. It is not a time to be complacent. But a time to play football like how we did last week. After the fantabulous showing, it is hard to pick the starting line-up on sunday. Wenger only had this to say when quizzed about who he's gonna pick this sunday, " Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my poker face." As such, the amount of time players will play depends on how much tagging they've done on the board. So everyone will report your availability, along with the characters you've been posing as. Time to unmask the bastards. Heh heh heh.
Next up, everyone in the footballing community would like to congratulate Captain Fabreyaz on his hat-trick. Fabreyaz is destined for greatness. The prophecy is true. Years ago, Ish'kafel the Far Seer predicted this:
He who first scores three,
sets the standard.
Sharp like a bee,
Yet a bastard.
Meepo has been given time off this week and will not give any predictions. But, Ish'kafel says we'll win. And, we've got unfinished business with somebody.
Lastly, every Happy Harpy says hi to the three ladies.
Jai Ho!
Jai Ho!
Das Dingo!
X-S FC VS WESTERN REDJACKS FC
Clementi Woods Secondary
3PM (geared up by 230)
Sweet revenge and lots of bruises aside, The Happy Harpies will face off against a team right at the bottom of the table. It is not a time to be complacent. But a time to play football like how we did last week. After the fantabulous showing, it is hard to pick the starting line-up on sunday. Wenger only had this to say when quizzed about who he's gonna pick this sunday, " Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my poker face." As such, the amount of time players will play depends on how much tagging they've done on the board. So everyone will report your availability, along with the characters you've been posing as. Time to unmask the bastards. Heh heh heh.
Next up, everyone in the footballing community would like to congratulate Captain Fabreyaz on his hat-trick. Fabreyaz is destined for greatness. The prophecy is true. Years ago, Ish'kafel the Far Seer predicted this:
He who first scores three,
sets the standard.
Sharp like a bee,
Yet a bastard.
Meepo has been given time off this week and will not give any predictions. But, Ish'kafel says we'll win. And, we've got unfinished business with somebody.
Lastly, every Happy Harpy says hi to the three ladies.
Jai Ho!
Jai Ho!
Das Dingo!
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