ok, i've being assigned to do the match report. i will give it a go, i will try my best, i try not to let anyone down, especially my captain fabreyaz, who has given me support and encouragement to do the report. and also to my fella mahjong kah-kis, fans fav wee beckham, vice captain farrell terry, and our manager derek o'leary, for losing money to me, which has helped to make my day better, which in turn enabled me to willingly do the match report.

anyway as for the mahjong game, we took nearly 3hrs+ to complete it. wee beckham was dong feng aka east wind followed by derek me and lastly farrell bei feng. farrell terry had no luck throughout the game at all, winning 3 times only. but his last win was a 5tai zhi muo, which allowed him to breathe easier (despite the amount of tar and nicotine in his windpipe).

as for manager derek o'leary, he had a winning streak of 6 consecutive games, which frustrated the cig-tasty farrell to the point that their friendship was nearly at an end. ultimately, both o'leary and terry will end up losing 13 bucks each. wayne booney gleefully collected the 25 bucks, leaving a dollar as tip for wee beckham.

but come to think of it, i just realised i was doing a mahjong game report, not the soccer game. haha, no, not because we are boring opponents to submission with another 1-0 win, which defeats the purpose of a match report. hey, we won 5-1. that's 5 goals in a match, more than the total number of goals we scored for the past 4 matches.

i won't go into details about the goals. yong tevez scored the first, ilhan manqif followed up with a brace, and manqif's fellow turkish mate, colin hazim-richards. the fourth goal, THE FOURTH GOAL, was scored by wayne booney. a delightful freekick taken by 2nd half goalie antti nieqib finds booney one-on-one with the opposing goalie. at that moment, booney was caught in two minds whether to lob the goalie, or round the keeper. either way he would have scored, so he chose to take the harder and challenging route, successfully. his shot attempt was meant to hit the post before going in, but missed by an inch or two only. still a goal is a goal, wayne booney was praised by captain fabreyaz, as he likened booney to the brazilian maestro klakar.

the goal took booney back to the top of the goal scoring chart, albeit sharing the spot with yong tevez (that's teamwork for u). and did i mention this? x-s boasts goalscorers from almost every player.

lastly, special mention to our absentees today. wee beckham will be fined 7 or 23 quid for refusing to turn up for the match. no wonder farrell terry mentioned wee beckham will never get a chance to play at centre half as long as terry is present. strong words.

and presenting to u our quote of the day, by captain fabreyaz - all 11 players got 2 legs 2 hands 2 eyes 2 balls 1 cock (size doesn't matter). why scared?!