Peace be upon you, my friends and team mates. It is I, your captain.
Win, we did, today. Commas, gloriously used in this entry, I believe. A favour, JCST has done us. 5 goals short in goal difference, compared to Bishane Park. Still up for grabs, a podium finish of third place is. Win all our remaining matches, we must. Fuck I'm getting irritated with myself.
Okay I hope you guys know the deal. I apologise for those who did not get to play today, cos we did not really expect them to leave at half-time. Still, job done. It's time for the squad players to step up. Derek is a shining example seeing how far he has come to make the right back slot his own. Its all about timing and opportunity. Derek grabbed his chance with both hands, shook it well and good, and came. Into the first team.
I will be leaving for Dubai this Tuesday for 10 days so I'm leaving the team in the hands of our trusty centreback Ferdineng. I hope all of you can help him out, especially managers Derek O'Leary and Jose Booninho. All I ask is a victory over WRFC this coming weekend.
DAS DINGO. Let's get it on.
Thursday, May 28, 2009
X-S v BBDG (31 May)
MAIN BOLA!
Venue: Chua Chu Kang Sec
Time: 1500 (fall-in by 1430)
Attire: Both Yellow and White as usual
Tag your attendance please! =)
Ok lads, here it is. We can win all our remaining matches and hope to get our coveted podium finish, or not. Its all down to us now.
But what matters is, let's single someone.
MAIN BOLA!
Venue: Chua Chu Kang Sec
Time: 1500 (fall-in by 1430)
Attire: Both Yellow and White as usual
Tag your attendance please! =)
Ok lads, here it is. We can win all our remaining matches and hope to get our coveted podium finish, or not. Its all down to us now.
But what matters is, let's single someone.
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Dear all,
This is your vice-captain speaking.
The match on sunday was great success. Apologies to the fans who were singing my name as i stepped up to take the penalty. Apologies to the fans who were singing my name until the moment i kicked the penalty. Balls to Derek because i can hear your voice the loudest throughout. The miss was part of a script, designed to test the resolve of the team after going down by 2 goals. Neither me nor Rafarrell Benitez was disappointed. But the match affirmed something i had in mind all along: The team spirit and the desire to win.
We started off the season slow, had a couple of differences, but all was settled soon as we started playing our football. Not the best at times, but there was never doubt about the team's ability and potential, only the sexual orientation of a handful. We've had some amazing games (ESFC, Western Redjacks, HRFC), and even yesterday's game was something that we could be proud of. Even though it was just a friendly, we showed so much desire to win the ref was scared shit he had to start threatening to send Yaz off. There's just this thing that motivates us so well in some games. Call it pride, call it the winning mentality, call it anything, but i don't know what it is anyway. It's just something. We may not be perched at the top of the table now or at the end of this season, but still, the season would be a great success. It was never going to be easy, getting a team down every sunday to play. Many a team have came(on Derek's face) and gone, but not us. And we will stay that way. There will be football to play as long as somebody in this team wants to play. He just needs to bring a ball and go downstairs.
Over the years, we have become more than a football team. We have became a sausage fest week in week out, and it's time to change that. Players should start bringing hot girlfriends to games, and in 5 years, you can bring your hot wives. Subsequently, when your daughters turn 18, you can bring them too!
Enough has been said. Das Dingo to the remaining games you guys have. I'm off, to somewhere faraway to promote my hair products. To borrow a quote from Marianne Williamson, " Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate.Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure ". Go forth, and secure 4th. Hurhur. To match that, i shall come up with one myself, " He who lasts longest, is the strongest ". Short, but yet but yet so meaningful.
So long, happy harpies. May Master Yoda be with you.
Yours sincerely,
Bae Jian Kuang, platoon sergeant, scaredy cat, master vaizard, Tai Lung the snow leopard, driving instructor, and just a few more that i can't remember.
This is your vice-captain speaking.
The match on sunday was great success. Apologies to the fans who were singing my name as i stepped up to take the penalty. Apologies to the fans who were singing my name until the moment i kicked the penalty. Balls to Derek because i can hear your voice the loudest throughout. The miss was part of a script, designed to test the resolve of the team after going down by 2 goals. Neither me nor Rafarrell Benitez was disappointed. But the match affirmed something i had in mind all along: The team spirit and the desire to win.
We started off the season slow, had a couple of differences, but all was settled soon as we started playing our football. Not the best at times, but there was never doubt about the team's ability and potential, only the sexual orientation of a handful. We've had some amazing games (ESFC, Western Redjacks, HRFC), and even yesterday's game was something that we could be proud of. Even though it was just a friendly, we showed so much desire to win the ref was scared shit he had to start threatening to send Yaz off. There's just this thing that motivates us so well in some games. Call it pride, call it the winning mentality, call it anything, but i don't know what it is anyway. It's just something. We may not be perched at the top of the table now or at the end of this season, but still, the season would be a great success. It was never going to be easy, getting a team down every sunday to play. Many a team have came(on Derek's face) and gone, but not us. And we will stay that way. There will be football to play as long as somebody in this team wants to play. He just needs to bring a ball and go downstairs.
Over the years, we have become more than a football team. We have became a sausage fest week in week out, and it's time to change that. Players should start bringing hot girlfriends to games, and in 5 years, you can bring your hot wives. Subsequently, when your daughters turn 18, you can bring them too!
Enough has been said. Das Dingo to the remaining games you guys have. I'm off, to somewhere faraway to promote my hair products. To borrow a quote from Marianne Williamson, " Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate.Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure ". Go forth, and secure 4th. Hurhur. To match that, i shall come up with one myself, " He who lasts longest, is the strongest ". Short, but yet but yet so meaningful.
So long, happy harpies. May Master Yoda be with you.
Yours sincerely,
Bae Jian Kuang, platoon sergeant, scaredy cat, master vaizard, Tai Lung the snow leopard, driving instructor, and just a few more that i can't remember.
Monday, May 18, 2009
Well done lads for today. Consider ourselves lucky to have come away with minimal injuries and got our engines started for the league match next week which will be a very important one if we're to end the season on a high. Everyone has their part to play as we have seen today.
NEXT SUNDAY:
Match against CDFBP @ Juying Secondary, which is very very far.
Date: 24 May 2009
Time: 1500hrs (Fall-in @ 1430)
Attire: Bring both sets
Location: http://www.streetdirectory.com/asia_travel/travel/travel_id_4419/travel_site_116726/
Update availability and settle our league payments ASAP to Rio Ferdineng please.
See you guys!
NEXT SUNDAY:
Match against CDFBP @ Juying Secondary, which is very very far.
Date: 24 May 2009
Time: 1500hrs (Fall-in @ 1430)
Attire: Bring both sets
Location: http://www.streetdirectory.com/asia_travel/travel/travel_id_4419/travel_site_116726/
Update availability and settle our league payments ASAP to Rio Ferdineng please.
See you guys!
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Our dearest vice-captain is know a well-known hair styling expert amongst our friends. With sources from Korea, he is selling Korean hair-products and offering advice on styling. His first customer, Jasper Wong whom most of us know, was introduced by none other than Farrell's buddy and team captain, Fabreyas. Farrell is also known as Bae Jian Kuang to his Korean counterparts. His popularity is now rivalling that of his Japenis team-mate, K. Takashi, who hails from the land of the rising.....
This was how Farrell got his first customer, who is already enquiring about his products on his FB wall. Please go to his wall to read it. HAHAHA.
This was how Farrell got his first customer, who is already enquiring about his products on his FB wall. Please go to his wall to read it. HAHAHA.
The following conversation occured after the captain decided to change his mind and not tell the truth when being asked if his vice-captain was selling hair products. It did not help that he posted something suggestive on the captain's FB wall.
<>< ><>---[] says:
what's his blog?
yasin. says:
he got no blog
must ask on FB
<>< ><>---[] says:
oh
how he get the stuff?
yasin. says:
He got Korean contacts.
<>< ><>---[] says:
oh...mayb i go ask him
so zai ah him
yasin. says:
he power ah
SMU mah
<>< ><>---[] says:
how he get korean contacts sia
thru smu?
lol
yasin. says:
dunno ah
Let's help Bae Jian Kuang expand his hair-y business and buy his imported products!
------>>>
You can go from this to this!!
Friday, May 15, 2009
Friday, May 08, 2009
Dear friends and members of X-S FC,
I'm sure that you've missed the great off-field antics and sometimes great football that we, the Happy Harpies, dish out every weekend.
I am therefore, glad to announce that we have confirmed two matches for the next two Sundays with very promising opponents. This will be a great acid test for our team if we are to stay gay.
This Sunday, most of us will be returning to our former home ground of our glory days and when Woo Wee Becks was still whipping them round the back for Nizar to head hat-tricks in every game. Anderson Secondary School, 9am. We will be playing against (quote) "a team that has no shape or form, hence called Team Liquidity" which consists of the core of Fake Madrid FC.
The following week, we will re-visit the Yishun field that has a cage around it. Also 9am. I'll update the details again. It is against a military team, headed by Captain Zad, our captain's uncle. We can expect a fierce encounter.
Everybody please update your availability ASAP, thank you very muchos, nachos. Libre.
Sekian, Salam sejahtera. Cai cian!
I'm sure that you've missed the great off-field antics and sometimes great football that we, the Happy Harpies, dish out every weekend.
I am therefore, glad to announce that we have confirmed two matches for the next two Sundays with very promising opponents. This will be a great acid test for our team if we are to stay gay.
This Sunday, most of us will be returning to our former home ground of our glory days and when Woo Wee Becks was still whipping them round the back for Nizar to head hat-tricks in every game. Anderson Secondary School, 9am. We will be playing against (quote) "a team that has no shape or form, hence called Team Liquidity" which consists of the core of Fake Madrid FC.
The following week, we will re-visit the Yishun field that has a cage around it. Also 9am. I'll update the details again. It is against a military team, headed by Captain Zad, our captain's uncle. We can expect a fierce encounter.
Everybody please update your availability ASAP, thank you very muchos, nachos. Libre.
Sekian, Salam sejahtera. Cai cian!
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