Dear friends and members of X-S FC,

I'm sure that you've missed the great off-field antics and sometimes great football that we, the Happy Harpies, dish out every weekend.

I am therefore, glad to announce that we have confirmed two matches for the next two Sundays with very promising opponents. This will be a great acid test for our team if we are to stay gay.

This Sunday, most of us will be returning to our former home ground of our glory days and when Woo Wee Becks was still whipping them round the back for Nizar to head hat-tricks in every game. Anderson Secondary School, 9am. We will be playing against (quote) "a team that has no shape or form, hence called Team Liquidity" which consists of the core of Fake Madrid FC.

The following week, we will re-visit the Yishun field that has a cage around it. Also 9am. I'll update the details again. It is against a military team, headed by Captain Zad, our captain's uncle. We can expect a fierce encounter.

Everybody please update your availability ASAP, thank you very muchos, nachos. Libre.

Sekian, Salam sejahtera. Cai cian!