Dynamic midfielder or prima donna?

Fans have expressed concerns over the discipline of midfielder Thong over the recent weeks. Twice being late for games, he seems certain to face a board of inquiry and will indefinitely be fined 2 weeks booze and hotel wages. Furthermore, his recent arrival with girlfriend Esther Longoria has sparked unrest among female fans. On a positive note, his commitment and ability was never in doubt. Constantly a threat on the left flank with his lightning pace, LHFC defenders were just chasing his butt. Managers Yarsene and Rafarrell have already failed to subdue the animal in this man. O'Leary looks just not the right person for this job with his soft spot for sexier males of the team.