Falling To The Occasion

X-S beat Blue Munjens FC 1-0, thanks to BacaNury Sagna's first goal in a long time for the club. It came courtesy of a RonAlidinho corner late in the match, and Sagna was there to power a header in. X-S deserved victory, having numerous missed chances, despite playing well below par.

"A win is a win", says Derek O'Leary who was caught in a half-time brawl with returning club captain, Cesc Fabreyas. The pair were apparently at odds as to what tactics to employ for the second half, especially after seeing the opposing team more keen on passing the ball around in defence. Things cooled down and X-S returned to the pitch to continue their relentless assault on the opposing goal, or something like that.

Eng complained of boredom throughout the match, but he put in a sterling performance alongside Farrell in defence. Fabreyaz commented, "I'm glad we're back to winning. A draw just wouldn't do. Apparently, the team only plays well against good opposition, so we'll see where we go from here."

By the way, his arranged marriage in Thailand wasn't solemnised due to language differences leading to a communication breakdown. He's still single and available ladies. Actually, so is the entire team that played just now, less Just-deep Singh. He's attached to Alyssa Milano, daughter of the owner of Milano's pizza. Just-deep played brilliantly as a full-back just now, despite busy recording his new single entitled "Bhai Bhai Bhai" with his band N*Singh. The song is apparently about brotherhood. We hope to have it as our team song as soon as its released.

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