A revolution on the cards?



X-S FC managers Yarsene Wenger, Rafarrell Benitez and Derek O'Leary along with new owner Titty Durai have decided to unveil 2 latest acquisitions for the club, to bolster the squad and backroom staff, in every sense of the word. A new assistant manager, who shares a same name as a stinkin' Portugese Manc, has been installed to assist Derek O'Leary in one way or the other. Miss Nani, a Leeds fan, has been offered a one-year contract with a possible extension for life, on the basis that she brings a bevy of Chinese beauties as boardroom staff. This is a request from Benitez, supported by good friend Wenger, but fiercely frowned upon by O'Leary, who believes only men should be hired. We all know why. Hidden sources have revealed that this is a ploy by the club to try and turn manager O'Leary straight. His gay tendencies has been a calming yet disruptive influence on the team.


(Shaun in his Mayon days.)
On the greener side of the grass, X-S would like to welcome former Mayon midfielder, Shaun Kok, to the team. Captain Yazni Alves has been raving about his former team mate and now that he's arrived, we can't wait to see what he has to offer. He is a welcome addition as X-S might be losing players in time to come. More of that next time. Shaun Kok is in no way related to Alvin Kok, the cock who sang a Ronan Keating song on the first Singapore Idol auditions. Alvin if you're reading this, we miss you. May you have a great singing career. X-S is not X-S without a Kok.



As X-S prepare for life without ZiDaniel, Fabreyaz, Woo WeeBecks and possibly Ahlongso and Nanizar, vice-captain Jamie Farrellgher announced that this is the time that players stand up and make themselves counted. He admitted in his Scouse voice, "Its true that we've been lucky in certain matches of late. This cannot happen any longer. We need to prove that we are a team to beat. Although luck favours the brave and Lady Luck smiles upon champions, we must look into the mirror and realise we're not there yet." Defender BacaNury Sagna also added, "I'm sorry guys, I will improve my throw-ins. =)" ShahRaul Gone-zalez as usual, was random as he bellowed, "Tonight we dine in hell!" whilst Huda and Ali did what they do best, smile and act nonchalant.



Following Steven Gerrard's recent outburst regarding Liverpool's fortunes, Fabreyaz launched a similar tirade recently.

"Guys, theres no way we can improve our standard of football if we start doing silly things. Are you happy with 3 goals scored only? Well actually I am, but we can do better. If we cut out the late tackles, complaining about refereeing decisions and teasing the opposition from the bench (which is hilarious I hafta say), I'm sure we can concentrate on playing the beautiful game we preach. All these nonsense has got to stop. We need to stand up and make ourselves counted. Certain players know they can improve, fitness-wise and confidence-wise. Skill comes along the way. Those who need to shape up, just do it. Take a leaf from Farrellgher's book; he has slimmed down. I say all this for everyone and on behalf of everyone in the club. I hope we have a response. Hoping to see you guys for a big match on 30th March when I'm back. Good luck and I'll miss you gays."