First things first, we go to war in our full yellow kits on sunday. Drunkards are allowed.

For those who aren't going to Fabreyaz's crib on saturday, you're missing out on the biggest party event of the year. On the annual partying events calendar, this date will always be marked out first. Party-goers can expect chicks, and erm, everything else including free-flow rendang, bryani, satay and ketupat. It's a chance to rub shoulders with the rich and famous, from movie stars to footballing stars to i-see-stars to pornstars. Players who want to know how our new owners look like can try to spot them (Hint: They don't shave their ass). Alcoholics can get their dosage from the booth outside his place, for this grand mansion is a smoke-free and alcohol-free zone. Infringe that and the Flobots will send a missile by satellite. Enough of bull, now for the serious stuff.

The lesson we all need to learn today and spend a little time on is right below:


The team is only as strong as the relationships within it.


Spend some time on it. Think of it when you sleep, smoke and wank. But please don't overwork your puny brain cause we know how small it already is and a little too much brain cell activity can kill off your remaining cells, turning you into a vegetable. Fans who think they are smart, please email us your views at the same address, happyharpies@yourmotherdownstairs. As usual, you know the rules. Shave it. The one who gives the best insight into this will stand a chance to win a pair of one-way tickets to Wonderland, where you can meet Alice, the Mad Hatter, and the Cheshire Cat. Players who want to earn marks for class participation can tag at the tagboard.