Friday, October 10, 2008

Friendly match on Sunday 12 October 2008, 9AM kickoff

at Fuchun Secondary. Yellow jersey.

Please confirm attendance ASAP. Thanks.


p.s. if anyone pang seh, Derek is gonna make his dick real hard and put it in the hole in your face.

Exclusive!
Interview with Woo Wee Becks.

Reporter: So Becks, we've seen you start the last friendly and you look to be slow. Any reasons why?
Woo: Its because...
Reporter: It doesn't matter to us actually. So are you ready to get back to your best, swingin' your balls round the back? (not of your girlfriend) And scoring goals for X-S?
Woo: It would be...
Reporter: Okay nevermind. Actually my main question is, which is better: scoring for X-S or scoring with a girl?
Woo: I don't know. I don't think I've done either.
Reporter: And there you have it folks, straight from the muff of X-S Players' Player of the Year for 6 successive seasons.

Til' we meet again.

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