MATCH IS CANCELLED. NAHBEH.

Sunday 29th March
Fuhua Secondary
X-S FC VS BBDG ELITES
1500 (ready to single people by 1430)

X-S FC will be out for some blood after bowing out meekly in their previous match, but they will be going into the match without their talismanic captain Fabreyaz who is on international duty. The team wishes him all the best and hopes he gets to even sniff the grass at Republic Poly. Ipen will be issued a warning for speaking malay on the tagboard in this multi-racial team.

Meanwhile, newspapers have published photos of drunk X-S players behaving wildly. The players were seen tumbling down the steps of Ambrosia just past midnight, while patrons complained of constant banging, slapping(the sound of flesh on flesh), and howling coming from the room where the team was having a private function.

The club spokesperson has declined to comment on this issue, but he said the team will be having a sexier and wilder outing the moment the players are done with their academic commitments.

X-S FC GATHERING

This Friday 2100 hours

aka 27th March 2009 at 9pm.

All players are encouraged to come. Takashi Kobori will be revealing his true voice, which we only hear when he screams.

His idea is to "smoke, dinner, drink". Cockmeat sandwiches are available upon request, provided Derek shows up.

Most probably it's at Ambrosia. So we'll meet at Bugis MRT first. Or straight at Ambrosia on Arab Street. Please update preference and availability.

And let's all hope Khairul Huda succeeds in his quest to attend the Youth Olympic Games.

good day!

Ok gays, the loss is acceptable when we have a referee who has his own brand of rules. I think everyone was pretty off colour. Not in form at all. Maybe our reiatsu was used up during the LAST PROPER MATCH. Especially me. And the central midfielders. Taka was playing with an injury and he didn't tell us! He said the pain makes him feel manly. Bicycles are for children Taka, take my advice. Real men ride motorbikes. HAHA.

Next time if you guys wanna sub me out just say. I wanted to sub myself out but you all sub until 10 times already, BUTO. Haha.

One more important thing, if we ever get the ref again, WE MUST SINGLE HIM ONE TIME DAMN HARD. Make sure he doesn't get off the floor after the game. I will talk to him to distract and shove him myself.

Next match is possibly this Sunday. Keep yourselves updated from the Playsports website.

I won't be joining you guys. Good luck!

Sadly, the win has to wait. Gladly, Zeus didn't pawn anyone. The Godfather has once again been tasked to get Zeus and Razor, for creating mischief today. While at that, he will be looking for Lina and her 2 lovely friends as well. The club does not condone mischievious acts from naughty little fellows, and it takes such matters seriously. As seen from the naughty boy who attempted to defame the club. He was sodomized so badly he still cries himself to sleep. For those who want to know who that person is, he has a big tooth. But then again, maybe sodomy won't work on him...

Meanwhile, let's continue to miss each other while we await our next game. And Taka is planning a gay orgy on the 27th March.Until then,

JAI HO!
JAI HO!
DAS DINGO!

15th March Sunday
X-S FC VS WESTERN REDJACKS FC
Clementi Woods Secondary
3PM (geared up by 230)

Sweet revenge and lots of bruises aside, The Happy Harpies will face off against a team right at the bottom of the table. It is not a time to be complacent. But a time to play football like how we did last week. After the fantabulous showing, it is hard to pick the starting line-up on sunday. Wenger only had this to say when quizzed about who he's gonna pick this sunday, " Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my poker face." As such, the amount of time players will play depends on how much tagging they've done on the board. So everyone will report your availability, along with the characters you've been posing as. Time to unmask the bastards. Heh heh heh.

Next up, everyone in the footballing community would like to congratulate Captain Fabreyaz on his hat-trick. Fabreyaz is destined for greatness. The prophecy is true. Years ago, Ish'kafel the Far Seer predicted this:

He who first scores three,
sets the standard.
Sharp like a bee,
Yet a bastard.

Meepo has been given time off this week and will not give any predictions. But, Ish'kafel says we'll win. And, we've got unfinished business with somebody.

Lastly, every Happy Harpy says hi to the three ladies.

Jai Ho!
Jai Ho!
Das Dingo!

WARNING: GRUESOME PICTURES

Thaqif gayly requested that this picture of his injury be posted on the blog.

Since we are the happy harpies...

DAS DIN-jizzinmypants-GO!

X-S FC gives Height Rovers acrophobia

Meepo was both right and wrong as Captain Cesc Fabreyas scored his first ever hat-trick for X-S as they beat HRFC with a well-earned 4-2 victory. Boon Klaka capped the vintage victory with a classy finish as the icing on the cake.

X-S lined up with Weiliang van Besar, Ferdineng, Bacanuri Sagna, Sissyneo and Yongberto in defence. The midfield was held by Fabreyas, Daniel Alves, Taka and Ilhan Manqif as YongTevez and Hafizo Quagliarella spearheaded the attack.

The game started smoothly as both teams got into rhythm but eventually HRFC were looking more dangerous as they overran the central midfield and switched flanks with ease. After the goal was threatened on one occasion too many, Yarsene Wenger placed Fabreyas back to his central midfield position and deployed Hafizo on the left in a 4-5-1.

Just as X-S was gradually getting a foothold in the game, HR's lively no. 9 sent a deep cross from which was easily headed in by an unmarked HR forward. Their running midfielders were causing X-S problems despite the defence doing remarkably well in Jamie Farrellgher's absence. Just before half-time though, Fabreyas collected a loose ball at the edge of the HR penalty area, turned two defenders with a fake before unleashing a hit-and-hope shot with his left foot. It left the goalkeeper stranded as it sailed in the far post. Klaka was reportedly celebrating before the shot even went in. The scores were level at the interval.

X-S returned to the field with more vigour and fight in their play as they seeked to show HR that they were no pushovers. Ipen took over Derek at right-back and kept the no. 9 in his pocket throughout the game. Yong grew into the game as he held up play up top on his own and the midfielders ran themselves ragged covering every blade of grass in Hua Yi. The defence was calm and collected this time, keeping possession well. van Besar suddenly became bigger than besar, in fact he was gargantuan in goal (most of the time). It was a different X-S from the first-half and it showed as HR was frustrated and were shown plenty of cards in the second half. Nasty challenges started flying and one of these earned X-S a penalty as Thaqif had to leave the game with a huge swell on his lower shin. He will use the RICE technique to recover ASAP. The penalty was duly converted by the captain as he sent their custodian the wrong way for an X-S lead.

A second penalty was won by Yong Tevez as he went to ground like a rotten jackfruit after being pushed in the back by their smallest defender. Karma hit HR hard as Yong got a nasty scar from that guy's studs in the first half but never earned anything. Fabreyas immediately took the ball; nobody was taking his first ever hat-trick away from him. This time the goalkeeper was well-prepared (or so he thought) and shifted to his right as Fabreyas sent his shot the other way. 3-1 and X-S was on fire. HR required three different right-backs as they all seem unable to play football but preferred collecting yellow cards. The first rightback should've been sent-off for his challenge on Thaqif but the ref was lenient. Daniel was also mightily pissed as he was indecently banged-up by his opposite number who meekly ran away after that dirty challenge.

HR managed to pull a goal back through their angry striker as the defence failed to deal with a high ball. Yongberto made 2 vital off-the-line clearances whenever Wei Liang was beaten but other times, Wei Liang made palming shots away with one hand look as easy as swatting the flies that were flying around Taka's ass. Taka was either energetically running around or sitting flat on his butt in his bid to avoid getting singled. He may be alert today, but nobody is alert forever. Heh heh. Huda then replaced him with 9 minutes left.

Hafiz kept plugging away on the left-wing despite his obvious lethargy and his hustling in the HR penalty area left Boon Klaka to calmly place the loose ball into the far bottom corner from outside the area. World-class finish.

On the whole, this match really showed what X-S FC is made of. A team that can come back after going behind, has strength in depth, is willing to take a hit for each other and will run from wherever we are to protect fellow teammates (numerous times for Wee Meng @ Deyi, HAHA those were the days). Today, Mr. Blondie, who tried picking on the Captain in the first game, attacked Taka after the match. He was eventually pulled away by his teammates. What their no. 9 said was true, "Lose already still want to fight, SHAMEFUL!" Other than him, HR is a decent lot and we wish them luck for their match against JCST only. Heh.

Lastly, Wenger would really love to find out why Ipen cannot take a throw-in as he is an A Div rightback. Baffling.

Match Action:

As the captain was riling the players up for the second half, Derek sets his sights

on the two bent-over asses in front of him, sizing them up for his plunger.


Yong shamelessly offers his.

Derek knows what he wants; Wei Liang's quaterpounder, fleshy ass.

RonAlidinho gleefully taking the free-kicks from Fabreyas; lightening his workload.

Klaka celebrates his goal after the match due to the tension during the game
being so thick, you could cut it with Wee Meng's nose or Taka's penis.

The Harpy Times.

Latest:
Firstly, notorious defender Rio Ferdineng was caught at PGP (Parental Guidance Park) with 5 (that's right, one, two, three, four, FIVE!!!) ladies at midnight. When approached, he quickly huddled his ladies and left for a darker area within the Park. This reporter spotted the glint in his eyes, even when they were smaller than usual, as he turned away.

Manager Rafarell Benitez was livid upon hearing the news and it took a handjob from co-manager Derek O'Leary to calm him down. Yarsene Wenger issued a press release: "Eng will be dealt with internally. As long as he repairs Fabreyas' boots, we can overlook his insatiable sexual appetite."

Next up, it is old news that captain of the vices, Jamie Farrellgher, is making amends by performing community service. Anyone in need of his services can request it through happyharpies@yourmotherdownstairs.com.

X-S FC players are banned from visiting toilets for the handicapped because it has been discovered that nothing good comes out of it.

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X-S FC v Height Rovers (on 080309)

Venue: (Chiang) Hua Yi Sec a.k.a (Speak) Mandarin Secondary School

Time: 1500hrs (geared up by 1430hrs)

Jersey: Yellow Kit (opp. in black)

Players: Please update availability!
Out: Naqib (work), Far (SMU), Bhai (injured)

X-S FC looks set to avenge their disgraceful defeat with 9 valiant men in the first half of the first game. The defence may be on the rocks without Farrell but we have plenty in reserve to make up for the loss.

Meepo the Geomancer predicted good fengshui, considering the location is Mandarin Sec Sch and the opponents have none in their team.

Das Dingo!!!


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Lastly, anyone for team supper tonight?

THE HARPY TIMES

The one and only news tabloid that should be appearing on this blog.

The recent withdrawal of Everyday Sunday FC from Playsports has shocked the entire footballing community, inviting comments from other rival tabloids that is really unnecessary. When interviewed by our very own resident reporter Nanao-Chan, Captain Yaz had this to say, in his very usual goo niang voice, " X-S FC would like to give to ESFC our best wishes, and we hope that their withdrawal is only temporary. I would like to apologize for some comments, which i'm afraid will sour the special ties that these 2 proud footballing teams share. We look forward to the day when ESFC will be back, so that we may once again cross swords, and enjoy a game of football like how it's meant to be."

Meanwhile, the management has arranged for its mafia, consisting of The Godfather, Godmother, Godbrother and God Little Cousin to settle the reporter. He will be sodomized repeatedly by homos more sexually aggressive than Taka and Derek combined. That should do it.

In more important news, Vice-Captain Farrellgher has been saddened, devastated, traumatized, mentally-tortured, on the verge of permanent emotional-scarring, and currently undergoing depression. All that, because of the tabloids reporting that he has lost commitment to the club, the lack of belief the fans have left in him, and someone calling him a "community man". Benitez was quick to protect his vice-captain in an interview, while keeping his eyes on Nanao-Chan's bust, " I believe that Farrellgher has always been a loyal servant to the club, and i truly understand his emotional distress. He can neither eat, sleep, nor make love. And all he wanted was to be a good man. I would like to assure the fans that he is X-S FC through and through, and the team holds a special place in his heart, right where the Sino-Atrial node is, the very place that sparks the heartbeat."

Lastly, the most important news. There is somebody we need to single very very soon. Guess who?

Taka Kobori says:
hey gay boy
Taka Kobori says:
I saw the weblog of XSFC
farrell says:
yeah
Taka Kobori says:
why will I be single?
farrell says:
i dont know man
farrell says:
Yaz did it
farrell says:
singled
farrell says:
not single
Taka Kobori says:
singled = becoming single, no?

farrell says:
no lah
farrell says:
it means
farrell says:
someone crawls up behind you
farrell says:
and we'll push you over

Taka Kobori says:
that won't happen to me
Taka Kobori says:
do you notice I am very cautious?
farrell says:
no
farrell says:
it will
Taka Kobori says:
I always look around
Taka Kobori says:
I will never get it

Taka Kobori says:
hehehe
Taka Kobori says:
u try
farrell says:
i will
farrell says:
HEEHEE
Taka Kobori says:
we will see
Taka Kobori says:
who is wiser...

We'll see, wise guy. =)

Half a match report for half a match.

X-S FC played well to lead 1-0 against CDFBP at half-time. Ilhan Manqif lobbed the goalkeeper from the right wing for his second goal in 1 and a half games. The centrebacks were excellent as always and the fullbacks were hardly tested but always full of zest, displaying plenty of passion. The midfielders combined and kept possession well, covering each other in defensive positions. The strikers held up play and made good runs into attacking positions. However, it was still not a flawless performance due to misplaced passes in the defensive third. That was something Yarsene Wenger was not particularly happy about. Oh, and the noise when he was talking to the League director.

In other more interesting news, Taka will be singled next week.

Anyways, BacaNuri Sagna was ecstatic to have "assisted" the goal, since he passed the ball to Qif whose attempted cross went over the goalkeeper's head. What a goal anyways!

Therefore, the match will be replayed.............