THE HARPY TIMES

The one and only news tabloid that should be appearing on this blog.

The recent withdrawal of Everyday Sunday FC from Playsports has shocked the entire footballing community, inviting comments from other rival tabloids that is really unnecessary. When interviewed by our very own resident reporter Nanao-Chan, Captain Yaz had this to say, in his very usual goo niang voice, " X-S FC would like to give to ESFC our best wishes, and we hope that their withdrawal is only temporary. I would like to apologize for some comments, which i'm afraid will sour the special ties that these 2 proud footballing teams share. We look forward to the day when ESFC will be back, so that we may once again cross swords, and enjoy a game of football like how it's meant to be."

Meanwhile, the management has arranged for its mafia, consisting of The Godfather, Godmother, Godbrother and God Little Cousin to settle the reporter. He will be sodomized repeatedly by homos more sexually aggressive than Taka and Derek combined. That should do it.

In more important news, Vice-Captain Farrellgher has been saddened, devastated, traumatized, mentally-tortured, on the verge of permanent emotional-scarring, and currently undergoing depression. All that, because of the tabloids reporting that he has lost commitment to the club, the lack of belief the fans have left in him, and someone calling him a "community man". Benitez was quick to protect his vice-captain in an interview, while keeping his eyes on Nanao-Chan's bust, " I believe that Farrellgher has always been a loyal servant to the club, and i truly understand his emotional distress. He can neither eat, sleep, nor make love. And all he wanted was to be a good man. I would like to assure the fans that he is X-S FC through and through, and the team holds a special place in his heart, right where the Sino-Atrial node is, the very place that sparks the heartbeat."

Lastly, the most important news. There is somebody we need to single very very soon. Guess who?

Taka Kobori says:
hey gay boy
Taka Kobori says:
I saw the weblog of XSFC
farrell says:
yeah
Taka Kobori says:
why will I be single?
farrell says:
i dont know man
farrell says:
Yaz did it
farrell says:
singled
farrell says:
not single
Taka Kobori says:
singled = becoming single, no?

farrell says:
no lah
farrell says:
it means
farrell says:
someone crawls up behind you
farrell says:
and we'll push you over

Taka Kobori says:
that won't happen to me
Taka Kobori says:
do you notice I am very cautious?
farrell says:
no
farrell says:
it will
Taka Kobori says:
I always look around
Taka Kobori says:
I will never get it

Taka Kobori says:
hehehe
Taka Kobori says:
u try
farrell says:
i will
farrell says:
HEEHEE
Taka Kobori says:
we will see
Taka Kobori says:
who is wiser...

We'll see, wise guy. =)