2nd ATTENTION TO ALL:

Farrellgher has met with an accident as well. Sitting in the passenger seat was star player Booney and was unharmed. Farrellgher wasn't so lucky as he suffered a bruised ego. Both players were looking at an angry motorist who was horning and did not notice a taxi in front. Farrellgher then banged the butt of the taxi, with the head of the automobile and not his manhood of course. Ladies, please do not be over anxious as both players are certified by medical staff to be fit for action.

The club would like to take this opportunity to send its best regards and well wishes to Eduardo Da Silva. The players are all upset that a fellow professional has to suffer such a fate and we all wish for his speedy recovery.
"We have a game on sunday and i hope the players will not let such a grotesque sight affect their performance and bravery. Instead, i want 11 Martin Taylors on the field this sunday and we'll hunt the opponents down like rabbits. " -Rafarrell Benitez