ATTENTION ALL:

Our hot-ass midfielder Daniel Thong met with an accident recently. We have been informed that a woman driver ran a redlight and gave Dan the He-Man and his brother a bad fall. We reiterate our stance that women should not be allowed to drive, yet alone pilot anything except human-powered machinery such as prams and strollers. Daniel has a broken wrist and we shall all pray for his speedy recovery.

Match this weekend at 11am at Deyi, our hunting ground. GROWL.