4 X-S FC players were caught by reporters entering Beckham Woo's apartment in the Wee hours of the morning on 2nd Feb, just hours before the highly anticipated clash with Ex-Mats FC. It was believed that the players and a co-manager were involved in a late night party with a girl already waiting in the apartment. Known by some as MJ, or by asians as MahJong, the girl is hot and popular in the asian entertainment industry. Racy pictures shows 3 players, Farrell, Boon and AhLong, ALONG with co-manager O'Leary and the girl to be involved in a fivesome. Neighbours have also complained that loud noises could be heard throughout the session and it was very disturbing.

The players went against the curfew which stated that everyone had to be in bed by 3am before any games and will look to be severely punished. When contacted, Yarsene Wenger had this to say, " Who took which hole? The club will certainly punish the person who stuck his weeny up a hole that isnt suppose to be stuffed ".

However, the recent scandal could not dampen the mood of the fans who were treated to tantalising football in the previous game, in which X-S FC trounced Ex-Mats 3-0. Match reports will be absent for some time as reporter Cheryl Foxxy has eloped with O'Leary to Taiwan.

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Cheryl Foxxy would like to clear the air about eloping with O'Leary, who is clearly gay. He would never pick a woman, even one as hot as her. Boon Sun is clearly his only aim. As for who she was with that night, Cheryl wouldn't mention.

The Ex-Mats were trounced 3-0 as X-S wasted millions of chances throughout the match. They never went into top gear and noone particularly stood out other than the all-red Singh, who single-handedly was involved in almost all X-S attacks. His shot was parried away and Wayne Booney scored from the rebound. Long then sent Huda clear to place the ball neatly into the bottom corner. Fabreyaz blazed his freekick way over and soon it was half-time. Clearly, Ex-Mats were more intent on playing in their own half.

The second half saw more attacking intent from the Mats in red (X-S were in white that day), but Farrell cleared everything. He was boosted by the presence of Janicia Lopez in the stands, as we could see Daniel uncomfortable without Esther Longoria's presence. Long added a third for good measure. Amin and Fabreyas were practising corner-kick set-pieces as every corner went to Amin's head but unluckily he failed to convert the numerous chances he had. Derek made his only worthwhile contribution in the match by clearing a goal-bound effort off the line and X-S won 3-0.

The groundsmen almost locked Janicia Lopez, Farrell and Booney in the ground had manager O'Leary not held on to the gate to save them. What an angsty groundsmen. Amin then left his trackpants behind, but no female fans picked it up. To save his embarassment of not being wanted, Yarsene helped him keep it.