The club has received devastating news that Beckham Woo will be ruled out of action due to his osteochondral fracture in the lateral femoral condyle with complete tear of the anterior cruciate ligament and partial tear of the medial collateral ligament, as reported by club medical staffr, Dr.Octopus and Dr.Evil. He will have to undergo surgery and his playing career might well be over. However, X-S FC will offer Woo a managerial position alongside O'Leary as they look to him to impart his brilliant crossing and deadball techniques to the players. As a result, Rafarrell Benitez will be promoted to technical director and Yarsene Wenger will be his assistant-cum-boot-polisher. Fans are upset(or probably elated) to the point of tears, and will miss the sight of their number 7 sitting on the bench and catching him in full flight during his pre-substitution warm-ups along the touchline. The club's board of directors, managers, players, fans, women, and groundsmen wish Beckham Woo all the best in his surgery and his future endeavours.

The players will train harder and prepare for the forthcoming match, Saturday 3pm at Marseille Secondary. It will be played in honour and remembrance of this once great player.
P.S no worries bout the heat this saturday, "George Bush has pledged to fight global warming. He'll be sending 20,000 troops to the sun." - The Sun