Hello lads! Happy New Year! May this be the year we play beautiful football again :)

Friendly this weekend:

Where? : Beatty Sec
When? : Sunday, 3rd January 2010 @ 2.30pm (warm-up) & 3pm Kickoff
Who? : Ipin's Friend (Blue Jersey)
What? : Bring both White and Yellow
Why? : Eng and Yas have a friendly for NUS
How? : Bring money cos match costs $90


Please update Farrell/ Ipin with your attendance. Or just tag the tagboard.
Okaythanksbye.

INSANE? HUSSEIN(WHO SANE)!

Updates from back to where we left off.

8 November
X-S FC 0
Glouchester Rangers 1

X-S FC had the opportunity to go 1 goal up. But Fabreyaz missed from the spot. Yarsene Wenger was so unfuriated he labelled it the "lamest penalty he has ever seen" and it "makes yo momma jokes sound funny". It was never gonna be a good day for Yarsene as Wee Beck's post-match interview comments sounded something like "Our attack today was like an old men without viagra - impotent". Some say those comments made a fuse blow in Yarsene's head as he started taking pictures of lizards and cockroaches in his room after that incident. A sign of insanity?

6 December
X-S FC 1
Nauticals aka NottyGers 1

If X-S resembled an impotent old man in the last match. They looked like a someone who will be out to punish the naughty girls in this tense encounter full of attacking play, hard challenges, for those who missed Yong Xian's high pitched screams, yes we had lots of em. X-S FC scored first with a beautifully worked goal right from the backline that made stand-in manager Claudio Ranuri so happy, his shouts from the touchline became louder. Shouts of "baik (insert anyone's name)", "throw down the line", "make it count" could be heard time and again exactly in the same order. Ronalidinho's comments in the post-match interview sounded something like "these kind of instructions everyone also know what, like abit common sense and duh, say also no use". Despite a satisfied Ranuri, who was oblivious to his players' comments behind his back, the team hasn't broken the score-first-concede-later curse. Ferdineng did a boon maneuver and disappeared on matchday. His agent, Ang Yiling, called in to say that Ferdineng was out with anus tendinitis. Some say that it was inflicted by a player/descendant of the Kobori family line as he also withdrew from matchday squad.

Last but not least, Ronalidinho will be punished very severely for having thoughts about playing frisbee. Upon interrogation on why he thought of it, he gave reasons that were totally unacceptable. He said that he is "sick of not having regular matches", "unsure of how to spend a matchless Sunday morning" and feels an "itch to wear the boots and run around a green grassy field" which he believes in doing so, will cure the itch. Thankfully, club doctor Ally Mczouky is on hand to cure Ronalidinho's medical condition. She recommends a good 3 hours of some Maria Ozawa or Yua Aida on a matchless sunday morning which will definitely cure the sickness and the itch.

XS101 : Introduction to Ultimate Frisbee

Are you sick of not having regular matches? Unsure as to how you should spend matchless Sunday morning? Feeling the itch to wear that boots of yours and run around the green grassy field? If your answer is yes to none and/or all of these questions, I have a proposal for you.

Ultimate Frisbee. All we need is a field, a frisbee and 8 cones. Yasin has the cones, frisbee can be bought and as for the field, we could find some place central - like Sembawang (see below).

The rules to the game are pretty simple. We could learn as we play. Watch the four-part video (most top) for a brief introduction of the game. Anyone keen on forming X-S: Ultimate Warriors say Ultimate!

Admin stuffs.

Derek or Eng, whoever is holding on to the money,
please pay $10 the following people below as they paid for the match today.
and those who have not paid up their $70. PAY UP!
and derek, please make it public those who have not payed,
it will be much easier for yourself to collect payment.

1) Wei Liang
2) Shawn
3) Yong Liang
4) Yong Xian
5) Jusri
6) Wee Meng
7) Yasin
8) Farrell
9) Hafiz

PAY $10 to the list on top.

the rest of the attendance is
10) Ipen
11) Hazim
12) Naqib Nizar
13) Thaqif
14) Daniel

Everyone played about 20mins each half. give and take.
Yasin, Naqib and Wei Liang played 80mins full match.
Daniel came late, played about 30mins second half.
TAKE NOTE.

Thanx.

Anyway, Claudio Ranie-Nuri applauded the team for a job well done. Lots of room for improvement. But nevertheless, he liked the whole team performance.

Well done gang.

DAS DINGO!

WE'RE BACK IN BUSINESS!

X-S FC v Nauticals aka NottyGers

6 December, Sunday
9am (assemble at 8.15 for warm-ups cos we REALLY need to warm-up)
Wear ALL White (opponents in Yellow)
Clementi Woods Secondary School

Predator X that has yet to be released on the shelves have hit Captain Fabreyas' secret shop. Please approach him if you want to get a pair. UK8.5 only.

Guys, i bet we've missed each other throughout this trying period of separation. Let's return to action with a hunger that's never seen before. So please don't eat from now onwards so that we'll be hungry when the match comes. (Ok i'm kidding, don't take this seriously.)

Anyways, I'd like to appoint Claudio Ranie-Nuri as the Head Coach for the upcoming match. Derek O'Leary is leaving to set-up his Sandy Football School in Vietnam and Cambodia to raise the profile of ASEAN football tomorrow night. RanieNuri himself is leaving to THE STATES after this match, to pursue his quest for (more) white chicks.

Furthermore, Rio Ferdineng and Cesc Fabreyas are leaving for the Land of the Smiles from 18th to 23rd, so Jamie Farrellgher will take up captaincy from next game onwards and Jose Booninho willl aid Rafarell Benitez along the way.

This will be a testing month, matches come few and far in between and the pain of a loss will linger longer. Let's ensure maximum points when we return to the pitch this weekend.

Everyone please update your availability ASAP! You don't have excuses unless you're an NTU student yet to finish your exams boohoohoo.


P.S. All those who have yet to pay for the league, please do so as we have run out of cash according to Derek O'Leary. Let's hope he didn't do a Thaksin. hahaha.

It's one month late, but still,

happy birthday to you,

happy birthday to you,

happy birthday to derek,

happy birthday to you

FINALLY, A LEAGUE MATCH!

X-S FC vs Glo.u.c.h.e.s.t.e.r. Rangers
Sunday 8 November
9am (Fall In Boy @ 8.30am)
Bowen Sec
Attire: Yellow, bring White just in case (opponents in blue)

Bowen Sec is an artificial pitch, just for your info. Maybe some of you need to pick the right footwear or whatever. Let's go for a team lunch after that at Jalan Kayu or something, unless you guys got other suggestions. Let's get it on this Sunday!

Don't forget to bring your balls, we've got a game to win! Please update attendance.

WHERE ARE THE GAMES? $%!&

Angry players. Angry fans. It's alright. Your favourite blogger is back. Sorry it isn't Xue Sha. The Blogger is here to give readers a glimpe of what the players have been up to during the long international break.

Cicineo gives a hadouken/cero.

Captain Fabreyas: When he's not writing emo nemo posts, he's smiling on skype.

Mashaunrano: When he's not playing football, he's doing yoga. True Story.

Ferdineng: Last seen smiling before the biggest female to male gangbang ever in the history of gaykind.

Look not at the guy in front but the guy at the right. X-S FC has officially severed all ties with Taka.

Last but not least...

Who said heaven isn't a place on earth?

Hello beloved team-mates!

It is I, your Captain. I have been very busy finding the answer to life, the universe and everything. It turns out that the answer is 42.

Anyways, thats not the point. I expected X-S to win the last match against Temasek Hall, as my hall team was playing without even half of the first team. We need leaders in the team. Everyone must step up and make themselves counted. We must be responsible for everything we do, and that means doing it well. Being responsible does not mean, "Okay my mistake. Move on." Thats nonchalance. Instead, it means that we make sure we cut out the crap and don't even slip-up, because one mistake is one too many. Football is a team sport, we play for each other. We don't blame each other. Everything is there for all to see, theres no running away when we play badly. We all know the basics to the game. I always emphasize that we should take it slow. Calmness in possession. Playing it around defence. Keeping the ball before finally launching an attack once we see an opening.

We are not progressing over the years. Either we had stagnated or we deproved. Because we may no longer be as fit as we were. At the very least we replace it with improved technique and a better footballing brain.

They say the first cut is the deepest. I say the first touch is the weakest. Drill it in your heads that you need to improve on a certain aspect of the game and make it conscious. Every time you're on that pitch, you focus hard and concentrate on doing your part. Once you lapse, in a vital moment, that split second : the top teams will come back and take points off you. Everyone needs to be more vocal in a positive way. Call to each other. Point out to your friend whether he's under pressure, or if anyone is in better position to receive the ball. I don't advocate long balls up front unless its to open space.

Let this be a lesson. Come the next league game, we shall take these pointers and keep them in mind. We WILL improve. I'm not asking that we win the league, I'm asking that we play well and enjoy our football. When you've given your all, you know you deserve it.

Adios amigos para siempre.

p.s. i was falling asleep while typing this and did not proofread it. :D

X-S FC(without Capn Fabreyaz) 4

Temasek Hall Boys 4

It was one of those "we could have won" games. Having led 4-2 and despite KNOWING that we WILL concede, we conceded 2 in under 5 minutes during the dying stages of the game. Something is wrong somewhere but where? Perhaps for a start, fancy footworks and dribbling shall only be permitted to everyone but the last man.

Despite the scorching heat, big field and limited number of substitutes, it should be noted that the team spirit was superb. Stand in goalkeeper Ben Derek was courageous during one on one situations. His attempted diving save to the right corner was superb - even though the ball seemed to be heading somewhere else. I could be wrong.

And is it just me or are we beginning to play better whenever our Number One Fan is around? Perhaps the board members could come up with a "Fan of the Month" award as an incentive to encourage more fans to show up. I nominate Esther as Fan of the Month for the month of October.

Splendid vision and passes from Bhai-haki to open space up front should be a feature in every game from now on. This writer also feels that if everyone reminds one another of the things one should or should not do during games, X-S FC will be a team to be reckon with. Players without a footballing brain like Xali Alonso needs all the pointers he can get. He also apologizes for all the misplaced weak passes and lousy first touches that could have probably resulted in goals.

Looking forward to future games! Meanwhile, there's approximately 5 weeks left to our final exams. I wish for everyone to study hard and do ourselves and our parents proud. For those without exams like Jusdriano, do try to quit smoking. (:

SUNDAY GAME
X-S FC VS TEMASEK HALL
3PM
NUS SRC FIELD 1
230PM reporting time. Suit up!
Attire: Yellow

Latest News: Captain Fabreyaz will be leading Team Temasek Hall come tomorrow noon. But who needs Fabreyaz when you've got Xavi.

Will we play 4-3-3 again? How can we improve last week's performance? Will you be in the starting 11? Will there even be 11 to begin with? All this and more will be answered tomorrow at 230pm.

Who posted the sick pic?!

SUNDAY GAME

X-S FC VS TEMASEK HALL

3PM

NUS SRC FIELD 1

230PM reporting time. Suit up!

Attire: Yellow

It's gonna be a good preparation for the coming games. Let's build up on last week's decent display. Ferdineng has been missing for 2 weeks in a row and the club has decided to punish him by offering him to the Mangiatti Twins.

Those who do not turn up or play well, be careful.

X-S FC 2

Chinese boys 0

A game where X-S owned, with slick passing that's only ever exhibited during friendly games. Despite having the majority, the boys in yellow took almost three quarters of the game to finally break the deadlock with Captain Fabreyaz scoring a "steal chicken"(Philosophical quote courtesy of Habib Bhai, who has never ever turned up for 2 games in a row) type of goal. The second goal was machinery efficency at its best. Simple passes and the final over-the-top ball by Ting Thong Belle placed Hafizo in a delicious nasi kang kang position, which he relished and lapped it up with pleasure. A comfortable win, a nice runabout, and a good preparation for the second half of the season.

Jose Booninho has finally emerged from the shadows. His recent absence from the pitch and the beds of women has been explained. He has gone around the world, chasing the signature of 2 players and Maria Ozawa. 2 players who used to make A Division their own division. And a pornstar who owns the Japan AV industry.

Amir Shearer looks set to put pen to paper for the Harpies, putting an end to a year-long courtship.

Need an experienced player? Need someone who can play anywhere? Need a customer for your facial products? Too bad. We're getting him first.

X-S FC Friendly

Hey everyone. Its a busy period in school nowadays, I totally understand. Theres a friendly at Bedok North Sec(Idon'tknowwhythefuckDereksaidYestothelocationi.e.WECANRAPEHIMTOMORROW).
Time: 9am
Jersey: Bring both sets (we don't know what colour opposition wearing)

Anyways, please try to make it so that we can keep sharp and continue improving. Remember, the moment we think we are good enough, we can never be better cos we won't be seeking to improve. We don't want that do we? :) Please update availability! Thanks.

Love,
Captain Fabreyas

When Jai Ho meets Das Dingo

X-S FC 3
Street 21 5

It was a clash of warcries. When two of the fiercest warcries come up against each other, birds flock away and it is never for the faint-hearted. Because within 10 minutes, X-S FC were 3-0 up and the faint-hearted would have been shell-shocked. "It was a brilliant response from the players after a disappointing game last weekend. I lambasted them harder than a blast-ended skewt could have done and it was perfect." said Yarsene Wenger.But all went wrong thereafter. A leaky defence simply could not cope with the technique of the opponents and they were missing Ferdineng who would have had a great calming influence.

Yarsene Wenger's fetish for right backs continue as he brought on a promising youngster, Farhan Buei Tahan, who did nothing but break promises. Fans are getting annoyed with Wenger as he persists in his quest to search for the best right back, and accumulate plenty on the bench as a result. Wenger's search for the perfect matchday formula has not been doing well either. The presence of Esther Longoria back on the touchline sashaying around and strutting her stuff did not prove enough to rouse the attention of the gay contingent. "It has to be the camera!" replied Wenger when asked about what he's missing this time round.

The referee angered the gay contingent time and again with his poor calls. His unwillingness to dish out the cards has left chief of the FA(Fucking Assholes) tremendously pleased. After all, that's where all dickheads congregate. Our correspondence managed to get a couple of lines out of the referee as he tried sneaking out of the stadium as gay fans were constantly pelting him with used condoms and spoilt dildos. "To be honest, that was a sending off. I reached into my pocket, ready to pull out the red. And then it hit me. I forgot my cards."

The game ended off on a sour note when there were rumours of some unhappiness in the dressing room. Our correspondence managed to grab hold of Thaqif Osteros, who was trying to sneak out of the stadium to rush to his keyboarding lessons. Said Osteros in his usual lackadaisacal tone "Err..there was abit of fighting in the dressing room, which mainly involved Fabreyaz and Yongberto. It started out with a little squabble, and it slowly got bigger. Punches started coming in, clotheslines, chokeslams, soon it became a free for all and everyone was having some action. Cicineo could be seen taking advantage of the situation as he satisfied his desire for male flesh unnoticed. Mashaunrano tried to calm the situation down by shouting 'SUNDAY GAME SUNDAY GAME' but to no avail. True Story." Before he left, Osteros gave some insight on why the team has been on a rotting streak, "Perhaps the lack of cohesion is due to the lack of Dota games".

We wonder if it is the case. Wonder no more. Dr. Ally Mczouky provided empirical evidence that dota plays an important role in the team development, based on his research paper, "Dota and Footballing Dynamics. "Dota definitely helps in gameplay. Players become configured to go for first blood, and subsequently, look to improve their game from there. Every time they dribble past a player or make a good play, a small voice shouts in their head 'ownage', and that's a good motivational source for everyone".

Just as our correspondence was about to leave the stadium, she caught sections of the fans asking questions that are definitely unanswerable at this point. "Where's Booninho?", "Have you abandoned us Booney?", "Come back, Booninho!", "Booney Boon! Marry me!", "Nice ass, Booney", were the popular placards that were on display.

Man of the Match: Habib Bhai. 5 stars out of 5. His appearance alone already gives him 3 stars out of 5. 1 star for consistently trying to send good balls over the top for the strikers. Looked to help the referee look for his cards by shouting "Ref, where's the card?" and for that, he gets the last star. Perfect score.

X-S FC v Street 21

Bedok South Secondary School

9am

Wear Yellow bring White.

Opponents in Green, goalkeepers take note.

Step up the game!

I think ENG will be missing. Taka has also announced his retirement from first team football.

I hope a full squad can come down. :)

X- SFC 3

Team 79ers 0

Wouldnt it be nice if we woke up one morning, checked the latest scores and saw the above scoreline...

When asked what went wrong, the Spaniard of a manager Rafarell Benitez said: "In the first half, everything.

"We were watching the game. When we were attacking we were giving the ball away, then we were regaining and playing counter-attack, so we were not winning any second balls, any challenges.

"In the second half you could see we had chances in the first minute. The difference in football is if you take your chances, like they did in the first half, you are winning and it is more difficult for the other team. We were disappointed, everyone was disappointed, but at this level every team is a good team.

"It was not just one player, we were not the best in any part of the pitch. We knew that they were a good team, very organised, good on the counter-attack - and we were giving the ball away all the time and giving them chances.''

Ronalidinho admitted his side were well beaten by Team 79ers but he is confident the Yellows can bounce back.

"I'm of the view that because Esther is missing from the recent few games, many of our players think that we can pass silly balls or get away with silly first touches. Back in Barcelona, we always knew that the manager was watching. One wrong move and out you go. Hence the reason why I went out to AC."

Psychologist and human behaviour expert Dr Ally McZouky agreed with Ronalidinho, pointing out the exodus of S-League players to the Indonesian league who blamed the poor support of local football fans.

"Soccer players play for the fans. When there's no fans, they create imaginary fans like Chong Wei En, CHong Wei Bin, Chiongster and KOF Striker - and this is where nonsense begins to creep into the game."

He also noted the absence of Boon, Wei Jia, Epain and Huda during recent matches, players whom he believe can add a different dimension to X-SFC's game when the going gets tough.

Nevertheless, he believes that the love among players at the club despite poor performance will get them through to greater heights.

Ever onward, Andersonians,
Always ready to go.
With constancy and purpose,
To failure we'll say "No"
Progress is what we aim for,
Success is in our sight.
So marching forward, and never backward,
Our future will be bright.

Sunday's Game
Mayflower Secondary
X-S FC vs 79ers
Attire: Yellow
Reporting time: 830. 835 if you're late. 845 if you're a kanina.

Team News
1) Jose Booninho has decided to stop playing and be the team manager from now on. He will have the final say in all tactics, formations, hairstyles and what we eat for breakfast.
2) Little Yaz Yaz has apologized after his outburst after the last game. As the saying goes, "a man in love likes to act fierce".
3) Fasting is over and we are back to full strength once again.
4) Star centreback Ferdineng might be doubtful cause he has a hot date with a grid girl on saturday night.

Selamat Hari Raya to everyone.

We are currently on holiday and we will be back next week in full force to whoop some candyass.

Wait patiently for the fixture to be announced, i'm sure we are all very excited to know who will be the unlucky ones.

Until then, muackz muackz.

X-S Drop Points To Pink Dolph ins Yet Again

A rusty and depleted X-S side took to the field last Sunday hoping to secure maximum points against a team that has not won a single match this season. However, X-S' downfall was its own doing as the players got caught up with arguing with the opposition and match official and trying out fancy tricks that were wholly optimistic and unbeneficial to the team in anyway.

It is time the players wake up and realise that there are times to be entertaining and there are times to be clinical and efficient. Especially when they are not in the lead.

There was no commitment to winning, the desire was lacking from certain players. Motivation should come from within, and amplified by your team-mates. May this disappointing situation not repeat itself especially since the tougher games are coming up soon.

the face of shame.

star performer.

here's to better games.

"Pink Dolphin" <--- Act cute fail.

"Sembawang Sex" <--- Kinky sex places fail.

"830 am ASSEMBLE!" <--- Act fierce fail.

"It's been sometime since we played football so let's kick some ass this Sunday" <--- Logic fail.


What's going on captain?

X-S FC (yellow) vs Pink Dolphin (maroon)

Venue: Sembawang Sex
Time: 830am ASSEMBLE!
Jersey: Yellow yellow, dirtyfellows!

It's been sometime since we played football so let's kick some ass this Sunday. The Captain is out with an injury to his hip flexor so he won't be spreading balls around the pitch. Will the rest please update attendance on the blog or to your respective ICs. Thanks much.

over and out.
lover land lout.

sialah. D2D.

Dare To Dream.

dream and dream.

but cannot play.

#*%^@

Sunday

X-S FC vs 79ers

I think it's 9am

I think it's at Clementi Woods

Bring:

1) Attire of your favourite colour

2) Lots of guts and your balls

Leave at home:

1) Your lame jokes

79ers are 1 place below us, 3 points away with one game in hand. This is a good chance to hold on tight to 3rd and slowly crawl up. Your vice-captain won't be there physically but his love goes out to all you guys. And he is doing this because your captain is busy skyping someone faraway in sweden. Awww. Love love. Ask me if you guys want to know who. *sniggers*.

Match cancelled due to rain. KANINA.

farrell says:
*nope no pictures
Taka Kobori says:
*good
*thanks
*that is all
*my friend in Japan tagged my pic
*but it has got my cock on it
farrell says:
*wow
Taka Kobori says:
*so i am scared i will be reported

Match this weekend has been postponed!

X-S FC 3
Ram's Rams 0

Braddell Westlake and X-S wins have been going together hand-in-hand and they don't seem to be breaking up anytime soon. A big pitch, lots of time and space, along with things warm and moist are things we need to be at our tip-top paddle pop. Thaqif sought first-blood with a typical long range effort and he made it look just so easy peasy. 2nd and 3rd goals were from some good play and I just can't be bothered to describe it. But by that time, X-S FC WERE OWNING!!!

Good job Joes. More to come in time to come....

I believe everything happens for a reason. It was a good thing Blogger screwed up my last post regarding our 4-2 defeat and I never posted it. Because after our last match, it was obvious that that was not necessary.

X-S beat EEFC comfortably

There was a healthy squad number. Not too many, not too little. Perfect. That was also what the scoreline reflected as goals from Thaqif and Daniel settled the tie effectively in the second half. X-S started the first half like this: Naqib, Eng, Farrell, Derek, Jasdeep, Ali, Daniel, Shaun, Boon, Jusri and Xian. Ali impressed throughout, culminating in a run beating 3 defenders before opting not to shoot in the dying moments of the game. Daniel and Shaun kept the defenders shielded on the ground and held their own in the air. Dominance was key. Both strikers were off-form as they squandered one too many chances throughout but replacement killer Thaqif provided the spark in the second half, shooting across the goal into the far corner from the top of the box. The assist was provided by none other than resurgent winger, Wee Meng aka Billy Jean (or some shit like that). He bamboozled the poor opposition left back upside down before beating him and passing to Thaqif who had time and space to pick his spot and line the shot.

This time, X-S kept the momentum going, aided by the return of a commanding presence at the back. Juggernaut Ferdineng eased seamlessly back into the defence that he owns. Farrellgher has been on abit of a rot, possibly because he is pussywhipped due to crossing the Bridge to Terabitha one too many times. All the fullbacks played very well, keeping the faith.

Daniel, easily reclaiming the engine room that he dominated a very long time ago, has been at a very high standard since the end of last season. Popping in with important goals time and again, he sealed the deal with a thumping header into the roof of the net after Thaqif knocked Fabreyas' inswinging corner kick back across goal.

Now we'll see what Taka has to say about Indian KTV and the likes. Those who do not understand what I'm talking about, just ask me on MSN.

Das Dingo!

X-S FC Draw Yet Again

Midfield dynamo MaShaunrano Kok equalised for X-S FC with his brand new stunning red Predator Powerswerve after The Happy Harpies conceded yet another cock goal earlier on.
From there, the second half was one-way traffic to the opposing goal with Taka coming close on numerous occasions with his Stinger missiles struck from range, missing by mere inches. It was not to be our day. Even the Best Roti John Cheese in THE WORLD was closed that day. It summed up our luck.

Photos from the previous game.

Taka is taking this Gay thing too seriously.


Nuri finds humour when all else fails.



Eng and his target-of-the-day.
Obviously his goal tally for X-S shows that he's been looking to score in the wrong places.



Fixture Updates:

August 2nd

1. Street 21 (green) vs 79ers (blue) : Damai

2. X-S FC (white) vs Nautical (yellow) : Yio Chu Kang

3. EEFC (red/black) vs Gloucester Rangers (blue) : Bradell Westlake Pitch 1


August 9th

1. X-S FC (white) vs EEFC (red/black) : Compassvale Sec


August 16th

1.VOFM (black) vs Street 21 (green) : Serangoon

2. Nautical (yellow) vs EEFC (red/black) : Damai

3. 79ers (blue) vs X-S FC (yellow) : Bradell pitch 1

4. Pink Dolphin (maroon) vs Gloucester Rangers (black) : Deyi


August 23nd

1. X-S FC (yellow) vs Street 21 (green) : Eastview

2. Gloucester Rangers (black) vs 79ers (blue) : Clementi Woods

3. VOFM (black) vs EEFC (yellow) : Punggol

4. Nautical (yellow) vs Pink Dolphin (maroon) : Bradell Westlake pitch 1



August 30th

1. Street 21 (green) vs Gloucester Rangers (blue) : Machperson

2. Nautical (yellow) vs 79ers (blue) : Deyi

3. VOFM (black) vs X-S FC (yellow) : Compassvale

4. Pink Dolphin (maroon) vs EEFC (yellow) : Canberra


X-S Futbolistas,

Please let it be known that the Muslim fasting month is approaching soon. Therefore, I will try to ask if we can not play matches during that period without using our postponement. If not, we try to postpone some games and the rest we should require a maximum turnout from those who are not fasting. Captain Fabreyas does not think he may be able to play, but sometimes the itch may be too much to bear. He, however, does not speak on behalf of the Muslim contingent and there may be some others who want to continue playing while fasting. We shall confirm this soon.

As for this weekend, let's get our first clean sheet and another 3 points. We don't wish to look back and rue the points dropped. Time to step up the game guys, especially those who haven't been up to task.

26th July Sunday

Damai Secondary (click me!)if it fails try this. ( click me! )

X-S vs Pink Dolphins

830 rendezvous. 9am roll-out.

attire: yellow

Let's hope the Pink Dolphins play as cute as their name sounds, look as cute, or at least bring some cute girls. But no, we shall not be deceived by their cutesy tootsy name. We are bloodthirsty and this sunday, we are out for some dolphin flesh. To make sure the players perform to their very best, Yarsene Wenger has secured the services of 2 cheerleaders to be there.

Karissa and Kristina Shannon say hi to Wee Meng. Gee, with twins like these, who needs sisters?

X-S FC Draw After Conceding 2-goal Lead

Jusdriano thought he had sent X-S to the top of the table with 2 quickfire goals but in typical X-S fashion, they lost the plot as they released their stranglehold on the game in the second half to concede two weak goals. It showed as they were missing Rio Ferdineng in defence and a real goalkeeper between the sticks. Nevertheless, commendable performances by their stand-ins, namely BacaNuri Sagna and Derek O'Leary.

Manager Yarsene Wenger thinks that it will be very hard to get a good goal difference since X-S wins by the littlest of margins. He's going for a more gung-ho approach once he has his entire squad at his disposal. The attendance was decent but the midfield was starting to look stretched in the second half. There was a lack of replacements, most of whom were unknown disappearances.

He's thrilled with the results against the runners-up in the league from last season, and you can bet X-S will be around the top of the table by the end of this season.

Attendance (14): Derek, Nuri, Farrell, WeeMeng, Boon, Shaun, Taka, Thaqif, Yasin, YongX, YongL, Jusri, Shah and Huda.

X-S FC v Glouchester Rangers

Attire: Yellow. Bring White just in case. (Opponents in Blue.)
Venue: Tanglin Sec @ Clementi (click!)
Time: 0830 assemble for warm-up. 0900 kick-off.

This is the cure for our itch. Pray it doesn't rain in the morning!

p.s. Predator second grade for sale. Size UK8.5. Brand new. SGD 78. contact Fabreyas for info.

hey guys,

actually, i just went through the preliminary research only of the possibility to go to pulau tioman, malaysia. and from the looks of it, it can be far cheaper than S$300.

ACCOMODATION
but it definitely depends on what YOU want. you want a pimped out resort and spa, or you want to go budget, with a room shared by 4-10 beds, going from RM20 per night. middle range is about RM45 per night.

FOOD
we do not actually need free breakfast nor lunch nor dinner, as we can get cheap food going at around Rm5-RM15 at the restaurants or eating places there. but going budget you must not be fussy ah. if you all want go on budget, and dun mind no aircon, just fan, and dun mind sharing a room, or yeah, just not fussy. anything can.

TRAVELLING THERE
the trip will be a ride to mersing, then taking a ferrry. bus to mersing from cost about $30. trip to tioman island is about RM35 from mersing. travelling around the island is also cheap. most by boats ah.

THINGS TO DO
we can do a lot of things. but u want to do more fun things such as diving must pay more la. want to go cheap also can. we can just snorkel. diving we go NUSdive cheaper ah. haha. and we can just relax and chill at the beaches, or go jungle trekking and nature walk there. its free! and when we are there when we see the place then we can also decide what to do too.

when we are young we should do this sort of things. live in the wild and be free. hahaha. when you old and married already then you can go pimped out hotels, or resort and spa la. the thing about tours is that you do not need to pan, people plan for you already. thats the good thing ah. but im just giving the budget point of view.

total trip will be ard $100. for accomodation and travel only. rough guide only.
scuba dive and snorkelling we need to hire a boat and rental of equipments ah. food i dun count because its normal ah. if you guys really interested i need to do more research and reading. then yeah, things need to be planned out proper.

AND one more important thing is that your experiences is what you make it out to be. if you go in with a positive mindset, then the trip will be fun! and doesnt matter what we do, as long as we are together enjoying the company ah. just being gay.

What a way to start a beautiful cool Sunday morning! Rain never came. But here's 2 proposals to brighten things up a little. Do note that prices will be lower if we opt for lower grade accomodations and 2 nights instead of 3.

A short island getaway for 3-4 days tentatively from 20th to 23rd July 2009.

Proposal 1: Pulau Besar 4D3N (All prices are per person) [need to contact Dcoconut Resort directly]

4 person per room: RM415 (Standard room) or RM455 (Deluxe)

PACKAGE INCLUDES:

• Welcome drink
• Accommodation in air-conditioned rooms
• Boat transfer ( Mersing/P.Besar/Mersing)
• Meals: (1B / 1L / 1D – per night stay)
• Free flow of hot beverages (Excluding alcoholic & carbonated drinks)
• Complimentary 1 snorkeling trip (Excl equipments) – (not applicable for extension stay)

ALI: Facilities look great. Seemingly better than Tioman. However, need to find a bus to take us to Mersing Jetty from Singapore though. No package tour available. Need to plan our way there.

Estimated costs:

SGD 225 at most for 4D3N with ferry fare to there and back
+ SGD 40 for bus ride there and back
+ Own money for bike rental/snorkelling
+ Own money for snacks and what nots

Grand total of at least SGD$300???

Proposal 2: Pulau TIOMAN (4D3N)(All prices are per person)
[Discovery Tours & Travel]

4 person per room: SGD179 (Standard room) or SGD$215 (Superior room) or SGD260 (Deluxe room)

• 2 way transport from SG to Tioman.
• Daily BUFFET breakfast
• 1 light lunch
• 2 BUFFET dinner
• Snorkelling excursion

Estimated costs:
SGD 215 (Superior room) for 4D3N with bus/ferry fare to there and back
+ Own money for bike rental/snorkelling
+ Own money for snacks and what nots

Grand total of at least SGD$250???

ALI: Only problem is we need to check with the agency whether there's a trip there on the day we want.

What do u guys think? Any takers before school starts?

X-S FC v Street 21

Date: 12 July 2009, Sunday
Time: Suit-up by 845 latest. Please try to be early.
Venue: Macpherson Secondary School (click!)
Attire: full Yellow, bring White as spare

Alright guys I really need your attendance asap. Please sms me or your respective attendance takers. Tango yankee.

Chain of command:
(first names on the list will report to Captain, unless they're not around, the following player must take over)

1] Yong Liang, Yong Xian, Taka, Wei Jia
2] Thaqif, Hafiz, Shaun, Jusri, Naqib, Hazim
3] Farrell, Eng, Derek, Wee, Dan, Boon
4] Ali, Shah, Nuri, Huda, Ipen
5] Direct to me: Wei Liang, Jasdeep, Hisham

Tango Yankee over and out!

Revenge of The Fallen.

Huda returned to first team action with a bang, opening the scoring which led to a maiden win for X-S in their first game in D2D Sunday Morning League at Stadia Compassvale. Although X-S appeared rusty and never really stepped out of 3rd gear despite losing their 2 goal lead in the second half, they defended stoutly and wasted numerous glorious opportunities (in typical X-S fashion) to win only by by 2 goals to 1, despite being able to bungkus the match like nasi lemak.

New signing Hisham, the Fake Madrid custodian had some nervy moments but overall looked comfortable as X-S once again has two commanding goalkeepers to call upon since Naqib's unfortunate injury to his middle finger.

Yong Xian easily deserved his goal for the incessant pressure and he paved the way to victory. Tempers flared among team mates and brothers as X-S attacks broke down time and again but all is forgiven as it is understandable that the hunger for great success is still there in this side.

Not forgetting the badboy streak in Taka as he tormented not only the opposition team but the security guards and law enforcers in Stadia Compassvale. The first eleven were oblivious to this sideshow and unfortunately for the fans, Taka decided against doing his infamous MJ moonwalk in front of them at the end of the game.

Let's return refreshed and ever so determined for our next league game, whenever it is.

X-S FC best friends, comrades and team mates,

We are starting our 3rd competitive season in a row with hardly any break in between. Power right?

A message from the Man-on-Fire, Derek:

First league match for D2D Sunday League:

Venue: Compassvale Secondary
Time: 830am


IMPORTANT: League payment of $70 per person must be brought to the next game. Derek said it will be pro-rated at end of season. Thanks guys.

By the way, Playsports have yet to pay me our 100bucks. Any suggestions to celebrate the 3rd place?

P.S. All new X-S FC photos on Facebook! 1) Klakar finds love! 2) Indecent exposure! 3) Michael Jackson Japanese tribute!

X-S Trounce Indian Boys 3-0

Yay.

POZT RE-QUEZ-TERD BY YAZ:

PUH-LEAZE TAKE NOTE TOO-MOLO GAIM IZ AT BRADDELL LEG-SIDE SEC-AND-ARY SKOOL 9AM IT IZ AN ER-BAN-DERNED SKOOL BART DUN BE SEE-CAT DARE IZ NO GHOZT.

BER-RING BOF JER-SEES OH-KAY? WE IZ GONE-ER WHOOP SARM ROO-DEE-POO CAN-DEE AZZ.

TANK-EW.

The Many Faces of Eng

Once upon a time, Eng was prim and proper and ready to serve his nation. Now, he is a scandal in disguise, out to sow his seeds.


Caught in the act: Eng with a supermodel.

Orgasm.

Eng's supermodel playmate for the night. They call her Little Miss Pouty Lips.

Eng has finally been contactable after disappearing for a week long sexcapade in Perth where he was star of the show and top dog in the largest annual nude beach party. When quizzed about the photos and his affair, he squinted his already tiny eyes and said this, " I used to be commander-in-chief of my pimp ship flyin' high, til I met this pretty little missile, shot me out the sky". Our man has found love. And with those lips, she can definitely give Eng the best of kisses.

X-S FC v Western Redjacks

Time: 1415 hours sharp
Attire: Both white & yellow as usual
Venue: Changkat Changi Secondary (click!)

Win lose or draw, we will go makan at Simpang Bedok after the match. Any objections?

I hope everyone can come down with the exception of Hafiz (confined) and Eng (overseas). Ali will be wearing new boots which cost $19 and Bhai's cost 5 times of that.

This is the penultimate match of our second competitive season and it's been a wonderful journey thus far. New players have joined as friends and I believe everyone has improved beyond measure. Let's end the season with a stupendous win and we can celebrate a podium finish! Farrell and Nuri are back, let's hope the defence hits the ground running.

Everyone please update availability. Hope to see you all!

INSPIRATION FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD

Strange writings have indeed been appearing at sandy areas all over the world, that is if Dubai and Vancouver represent the rest of the world. The latest appeared right in front of everyone's favourite vice-captain when he was sun-and-naked-people watching at a nude beach. It left him confused, as he wondered whether it was really a sign of things to come, and if western appendages are really larger than their eastern counterparts because it doesn't seem that way.

Next up: The deep and dark secrets of Eng. With photos to back it all up.

One more match to go in the absence of the ever-present Eng and the return of the King.

INSPIRATION FROM DUBAI

A miracle in Dubai was discovered recently that was imprinted in the sands. It was a message. ON SAND. Believe it or not.

Despite manager Derek O'Leary being the only unoccupied person-in-charge, the board refused to send him to Sandy areas for fear of the nasty things he'd do there. (At this point the author requests any reader who gets the joke to give a virtual high-five to Fabreyas via SMS as they try to stifle their laughter.) X-S immediately sent manager Yarsene Wenger to check it validity. Here it is:

The manager had this to say, "Oh I don't know, I didn't see much of it. Maybe the referee knows. He should make the correct decision. I cannot comment as I didn't see the incident."

This message was also spotted:

Let's wish our striker who's blessed with the strength and willpower of an Ox a quick return to first-team action.

As he left the desert, he knew it was a sign as he saw this silhouette...

Peace be upon you, my friends and team mates. It is I, your captain.

Win, we did, today. Commas, gloriously used in this entry, I believe. A favour, JCST has done us. 5 goals short in goal difference, compared to Bishane Park. Still up for grabs, a podium finish of third place is. Win all our remaining matches, we must. Fuck I'm getting irritated with myself.

Okay I hope you guys know the deal. I apologise for those who did not get to play today, cos we did not really expect them to leave at half-time. Still, job done. It's time for the squad players to step up. Derek is a shining example seeing how far he has come to make the right back slot his own. Its all about timing and opportunity. Derek grabbed his chance with both hands, shook it well and good, and came. Into the first team.

I will be leaving for Dubai this Tuesday for 10 days so I'm leaving the team in the hands of our trusty centreback Ferdineng. I hope all of you can help him out, especially managers Derek O'Leary and Jose Booninho. All I ask is a victory over WRFC this coming weekend.

DAS DINGO. Let's get it on.

X-S v BBDG (31 May)

MAIN BOLA!

Venue: Chua Chu Kang Sec
Time: 1500 (fall-in by 1430)
Attire: Both Yellow and White as usual

Tag your attendance please! =)

Ok lads, here it is. We can win all our remaining matches and hope to get our coveted podium finish, or not. Its all down to us now.

But what matters is, let's single someone.

Dear all,

This is your vice-captain speaking.

The match on sunday was great success. Apologies to the fans who were singing my name as i stepped up to take the penalty. Apologies to the fans who were singing my name until the moment i kicked the penalty. Balls to Derek because i can hear your voice the loudest throughout. The miss was part of a script, designed to test the resolve of the team after going down by 2 goals. Neither me nor Rafarrell Benitez was disappointed. But the match affirmed something i had in mind all along: The team spirit and the desire to win.

We started off the season slow, had a couple of differences, but all was settled soon as we started playing our football. Not the best at times, but there was never doubt about the team's ability and potential, only the sexual orientation of a handful. We've had some amazing games (ESFC, Western Redjacks, HRFC), and even yesterday's game was something that we could be proud of. Even though it was just a friendly, we showed so much desire to win the ref was scared shit he had to start threatening to send Yaz off. There's just this thing that motivates us so well in some games. Call it pride, call it the winning mentality, call it anything, but i don't know what it is anyway. It's just something. We may not be perched at the top of the table now or at the end of this season, but still, the season would be a great success. It was never going to be easy, getting a team down every sunday to play. Many a team have came(on Derek's face) and gone, but not us. And we will stay that way. There will be football to play as long as somebody in this team wants to play. He just needs to bring a ball and go downstairs.

Over the years, we have become more than a football team. We have became a sausage fest week in week out, and it's time to change that. Players should start bringing hot girlfriends to games, and in 5 years, you can bring your hot wives. Subsequently, when your daughters turn 18, you can bring them too!

Enough has been said. Das Dingo to the remaining games you guys have. I'm off, to somewhere faraway to promote my hair products. To borrow a quote from Marianne Williamson, " Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate.Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure ". Go forth, and secure 4th. Hurhur. To match that, i shall come up with one myself, " He who lasts longest, is the strongest ". Short, but yet but yet so meaningful.

So long, happy harpies. May Master Yoda be with you.

Yours sincerely,
Bae Jian Kuang, platoon sergeant, scaredy cat, master vaizard, Tai Lung the snow leopard, driving instructor, and just a few more that i can't remember.

Well done lads for today. Consider ourselves lucky to have come away with minimal injuries and got our engines started for the league match next week which will be a very important one if we're to end the season on a high. Everyone has their part to play as we have seen today.

NEXT SUNDAY:
Match against CDFBP @ Juying Secondary, which is very very far.

Date: 24 May 2009
Time: 1500hrs (Fall-in @ 1430)
Attire: Bring both sets
Location: http://www.streetdirectory.com/asia_travel/travel/travel_id_4419/travel_site_116726/

Update availability and settle our league payments ASAP to Rio Ferdineng please.

See you guys!

Our dearest vice-captain is know a well-known hair styling expert amongst our friends. With sources from Korea, he is selling Korean hair-products and offering advice on styling. His first customer, Jasper Wong whom most of us know, was introduced by none other than Farrell's buddy and team captain, Fabreyas. Farrell is also known as Bae Jian Kuang to his Korean counterparts. His popularity is now rivalling that of his Japenis team-mate, K. Takashi, who hails from the land of the rising.....

This was how Farrell got his first customer, who is already enquiring about his products on his FB wall. Please go to his wall to read it. HAHAHA.

The following conversation occured after the captain decided to change his mind and not tell the truth when being asked if his vice-captain was selling hair products. It did not help that he posted something suggestive on the captain's FB wall.

<>< ><>---[] says:
what's his blog?
yasin. says:
he got no blog
must ask on FB
<>< ><>---[] says:
oh
how he get the stuff?
yasin. says:
He got Korean contacts.
<>< ><>---[] says:
oh...mayb i go ask him
so zai ah him
yasin. says:
he power ah
SMU mah
<>< ><>---[] says:
how he get korean contacts sia
thru smu?
lol
yasin. says:
dunno ah

Let's help Bae Jian Kuang expand his hair-y business and buy his imported products!

------>>>

You can go from this to this!!

Match this sunday 9am at Yishun blk 367 field. Played there a couple of times if u guys remember. Lets hope it doesnt rain.

Meet at 8.45am sharp. Be there or be gay.

Update availability asap. XOXO.

Dear friends and members of X-S FC,

I'm sure that you've missed the great off-field antics and sometimes great football that we, the Happy Harpies, dish out every weekend.

I am therefore, glad to announce that we have confirmed two matches for the next two Sundays with very promising opponents. This will be a great acid test for our team if we are to stay gay.

This Sunday, most of us will be returning to our former home ground of our glory days and when Woo Wee Becks was still whipping them round the back for Nizar to head hat-tricks in every game. Anderson Secondary School, 9am. We will be playing against (quote) "a team that has no shape or form, hence called Team Liquidity" which consists of the core of Fake Madrid FC.

The following week, we will re-visit the Yishun field that has a cage around it. Also 9am. I'll update the details again. It is against a military team, headed by Captain Zad, our captain's uncle. We can expect a fierce encounter.

Everybody please update your availability ASAP, thank you very muchos, nachos. Libre.

Sekian, Salam sejahtera. Cai cian!

When all you guy NUSdents are done with your exams, there's gonna be a very exciting activity...

HIGH-STAKES POKER

Details to be confirmed...

Register now!

19th April


1500


Clementi Woods Secondary


X-S FC vs Team Tsubasa


geared up and ready to single by 1430


bring yellow AND white





The game before our long break. The game to break away from the bottom three. The game that will be our vice-captain's last. The game will be at Clementi Woods. Nao hia. After 2 games that got postponed at Clementi Woods, will it be third time lucky? No one knows. After last week's win, how will the team respond? No one knows. Tsubasa's league position is really misleading and they are a good team. So there'll be no room for complacency. We shall all give a 01 x full effort tomorrow and all you NUSdents can go study for your exams. We SMUdents will be passing on our luck to those taking exams, don't give up, the finishing line is just over the horizon. teehee.

MIS-SINGH PLAYER ALERT

Last seen on friday by Ferdineng. His gay buddy Ram misses him and is on the verge of tears. If you see him, don't hesitate to give him a kick up the balls.